by sksksksksdank January 16, 2019
Get the Austin Riversmug. They are cool. They have flamboyant hair. They will most likely be your first kiss and you will sit there like a fish. They have a cool bedroom and are a cool person. They also have a nice closet that you can steal clothes from.
by addisonhairdryer December 4, 2021
Get the River Kingmug. A river gimp is someone who flips it on a catfish. That catfish thinks they’re going to get the prey, but the river gimp gets the last laugh.
by Dirtbag920 December 17, 2017
Get the river gimpmug. A sopping wet seemingly never ending vagina that may even be too wet and/or soft to be comforting to any man at a moment during sexual intercourse. Yesterday's original "WAP".
She can say whatever about last night, but I did whatever I could to get outta that River Cooter asap before it swallowed me alive. I had to take 2 showers to feel clean.
by Shad Ded November 23, 2020
Get the River Cootermug. A boonie town in Minnesota about an hour away from Duluth. The population is even because for every illegitimate child born a man leaves.
by Anon_Bitch January 8, 2015
Get the Kettle Rivermug. Person1: dude lets go down the mall
Person2: dont do it man the "river is dry"
Person1:your right theres no girl in sight
Person2: dont do it man the "river is dry"
Person1:your right theres no girl in sight
by Pro fishrman January 9, 2011
Get the river is drymug. River Phoenix was the most incredible person on this planet and still lives in some peoples hearts like mine. River wanted to save our planet and make the soil we stand on and th blue sky we live under more healthy and safe. River Phoenix was INCREDIBLY hot I mean he was most lily one of the hottest man who ever existed.
by Natalie Phoenix March 10, 2021
Get the River Phoenixmug.