Probee

An aspiring member of any exclusive group, most commonly, a motorcycle club such as the Outlaws, Hell's Angels, etc. Must go through a time period of extensive verbal abuse, and must do menial tasks as everyone else did at one point to be accepted.

Did you hear what Probee just said? Apparently he's "busy" washing dishes and I'll have to get my own beer..."PROBEE! RECITE THE TOP THREE LINES OF THE BUDWEISER CAN TO THESE NICE PEOPLE OVER HERE, OR FACE SEVERAL HOURS OF CAN CLEAN UP"

by 7h47 9u`/ July 14, 2011

Proletariat Bidet

Saliva-soaked toilet paper used - in lieu of an actual bidet - to cleanse and soothe the anus.

I had explosive diarrhea at the train station and was left with no option but to take a proletariat bidet.

by Ocram April 22, 2003

Prole Trash

Proletariat and White trash combination

Middle class semi educated proletariate white trash graduates who spend more than they earn( nice cars and Gaudy HGTV houses) and go on Winter vacation trips to places like Cuba or Mexico, they post their group pictures of them selves at the pool bar with all their prole trash friends from work. Most often the place of employment is a factory like an Automotive assembly plant. They often steal each others wives and husbands from work, and belong to Unions. Their kids are in Hockey and their daughters in dance and yet have no real relationship with them. They are addicted to reality tv and keep Hallmark and Bestbuy in business. They cannot think for themselves but instead rely on popular culture to inform them of the next vacation hot spot or paint color.

by Girlgonebad February 28, 2011

white boy problems

White boy problems are not real problems except for certain mostly middle class white men who are suburban home owners. While rare in non-whites, all Realtors, regardless of race seem to have them, and it has been noted to occur in virtually all suburban men in Des Moines, Iowa, regardless of race. These problems center around yard care, having the exact right glass for any cocktail, and having the right home electronics. It isn't clear if white boy problems are a consequence of sexual dysfunction, or are a psychological compensation for not getting laid enough.

Ted, "is Randy coming"
Fred, "no, he had a bunch of White Boy Problems stack up and is skipping the tailgating, and probably the game too."
Ted, "No way"
Fred, "He has a full day, a seminar at Williams Sonoma on proper beer mug frosting, his favorite author is autographing his latest yard care book at Barnes and Noble, and The Sharper Image is releasing a new manually operated Nose Hair Trimmer. Randy thinks it will cut down his carbon footprint."

by mossiears October 13, 2013

problem solver

Cooc's slang for a handle of booze

Kevin hows it going guy? Not good me and the lady are callin it quits after 8 years. Sit tight guy, i'll be right over with a problem solver!!

by head August 23, 2015

My problem

I find the insinuation that I am using others (solely) for the purpose of my own aggrandizement both condescending and insult and I feel as though I'm being used for the aggrandizement of others in a manner that is both retaliatory and spiteful in reference to various slights (perceived or otherwise) for the purpose of some kind of "hoisted by my own petard" type, conceptual, punishment.

That's my problem.

by Hym Iam July 15, 2022

art of problem solving

AoPS. A dating site for asian tryhards.

yo, I have a new boyfriend
already? its been 4 days oml
haha yeah, his art of problem solving username is forester2015

by simonicornie March 31, 2021