Pride Eating

When you challenge yourself to eat as much food as humanly possible as a source of pride and love for your country. It usually ends up in stomach aches, strokes, and terrible shits

Ted: So, I was pride eating three pounds of pancakes last night
Andy: Why?
Ted: CAUSE I'M A FUCKIN' PATRIOT... ANDY

by ButtMaster77 May 02, 2015

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Maxwell Pride

is used as a term for a bunch of middle aged men and woman who sit in their driveways and consume large amounts of alcohol no matter what the weather is snowstorms, tornadoes, rain, and sunshine that does not deter their habits.

I’m going to find some of my neighbors and get our Maxwell pride on

by Driveway Drinkers November 24, 2021

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pride of the pack

The feelings of accomplishment you manage to fit your whole asshole back inside yourself

"When i finally got my whole asshole back inside myself I truly felt 'the pride of the pack'"

by PatchyScratchy July 09, 2023

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Mechanical Pride

Using your less desirable tool or machine for the job, only because of the fact that it's yours.

"When we get to Moab, let's rent a sweet Jeep to hit the trails with!" "No way. I've got too much mechanical pride for that. We're taking my stock, 94 Geo Tracker!"

by October 18, 2022

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Mechanical Pride

Taking pride in doing something extraordinary with a tool or machine that isn't the best choice, only because of the fact that it's your tool/machine.

"When we get to Moab, let's rent a sweet Jeep to head out on the trails with!" "I've got too much mechanical pride for that. We're going out in my stock 94 Geo Tracker..."

by October 18, 2022

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