President Obama

President elect of the United States 2008-2016. A man who gets no credit for anything that goes right in America and gets the blame for every conceivable thing that goes wrong. Everything from the Benghazi attack, to the drunken neighbor rummaging through your garbage, to the hooker who gave you crabs, it's all Obama's fault, at least according to partisan hacks on the far-right.

Those of us not living in a vacuous bubble can see through the corporate media smokescreen and recognize his many accomplishments. Of course his presidency has been far from perfect, but it is not the complete disaster the right-wing noise machine wants you to believe, either.

Early 2009: The Dow Jones Industrial Average reaches an all time low of 6,500 points
Tea party: That kenyan muslim socialist is ruining the economy!

May 2, 2011: After nearly 10 years on the run, Osama Bin Laden is finally captured and killed
Tea party: ...

September 11, 2012: The American consulate at Benghazi, Libya is attacked
Tea party: OBAMA'S FAULT!! IMPEACH!!!!!

October 29, 2012: Hurricane Sandy devastates the east coast of the U.S.
Tea party: OBAMA CREATED THE STORM WITH HAARP TO WIN THE ELECTION!!!

November 2013: The Dow Jones Industrial Average reaches an all time high of 16,000 points on the anniversary of President Obama's reelection
Tea party: ...

by PhrostyPhil November 30, 2013

Presidential Debate

A couple of Satan-worshipers sittin up there trying to convince us all how "Christian" they are.

ROFLMMAO- ^__^ lolol...

by joke October 13, 2004

Presidential Salute

A blow job that is given to a man that is not your boyfriend, Could be someone elses boyfriend, but is not yours!

I gave her man the presidential salute last night!

by scorpio 1 February 24, 2006

class president

A lit ass person that likes to get hammered at parties but has the most school sprit and love socializing with everyone a people’s person usually good looking and swole

Did you see him chug that bottle that’s my class president

by Whitney Trey July 16, 2018

president please

Reaction of something that is unbelievable.
Usually used as a more politically correct substitute of n***a please.

"Yo dawg, i had success with this fine ass asian dime last night. She was real receptive with my game that I spat."

"President please"

by Echo808 February 11, 2009

2008 presidential race

One
Big
Ass
Mistake

America

The result of the 2008 presidential race

was O.B.A.M.A.

by FOUR the god of defining December 20, 2015

monkey president

Our STUPID ASS PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH. he is a texan monkey that needs to kill himself.

bye.

BTM(big texan monkey): OO AAAA YA'LL OO AA YA'LL OO AA YA'LL

im gonna kill myself now

bye.

(big monkey president died)

PARTYY TIMEE!!!

by jamieeeeeeeeeeeeeelovesmaya January 4, 2008