Palin

To win something using no talent, ability or intelligence.

Person 1: How did she make it to the finals? She can't even dance!
Person 2: She palined it.

Person 1: I wish I could have a TV show even though I've done nothing but make a fool of myself on the world stage.
Person 2: Easy. Just palin it.

by storm_25_52 November 19, 2010

Palin

An unwanted pregnancy. Can occur too early, or too late in life

Did you hear what happened to Jenna? She had drunk sex with her asshole boyfriend and now they are having a palin.

by Sexpantherblog March 8, 2011

palinkas

waking up from a night of drinking with a hangover and many regrets

you know you had a palinkas when you wake up in bed with a goat and a shit in your dresser.

by plankton727 August 20, 2013

Palinesque

refer to something really concervative, reactionary or retrogress

or

When someone doesn't answer a question, and immediately changes the topic. (Beneath the Blue Sky on yahoo answers)

"si les affaires de cul mettent en émoi toute la frange palinesque et hypocrite des anglo-saxons ainsi que quelques féministes d'arrière garde et autres roquets tourmentés, il faudrait un peu évoluer" (in a comment of MarJacq on Jean Quatremer's blog, 27/10/2008)

or

"Actually, I'm not going to answer this question. Instead, I'd like to talk about something completely different." (in a comment of holyhol... on yahoo answers)

by applepye December 9, 2008

Sarah Palin

A beautiful woman who somehow causes me to lose my erection. An utterly confusing mixture of raw sexuality, Christian fundamentalism, and skilled marksmanship.

Sarah Palin, looking stunning in her bikini, tracked down a baby moose in a helicopter and delivered a deadly shot to the moose's head, leaving male onlookers unsure as to how their penises were supposed to respond.

by Expat227 December 31, 2008

Palies

A common slang meaning old friends. It originated from the word pals meaning friends. Mostly common among africans and is often used in place of the word pals.

I and Michael are palies.
We met some of our palies at the reunion.

by edumba July 7, 2011

Palin

When your neighbor hires a loud, obnoxious hooker; and no matter what you do, you can't seem to block out the noise.

He's obviously having fun, and she's in it for the money, but the rest of the apartment complex knows they're both a pair of assholes we're all better off without.

Pass me that coffee, man... my fat-assed neighbor hired a Palin last night, and they kept me up with all their bullshit until dawn.

by Alaskan_Wolf September 6, 2010