pissoffage

the act of pissing someone off

For maximum pissofage i told sean i was on the phone with his love

by sexy November 9, 2003

poison the roach

To perform a naughty deed.

I caught Jack trying to poison the roach last night.

by Kazumi T January 5, 2006

food stamp poisoning

The physical effects of the poor food choices induced by the often humble socioeconomic backgrounds of food stamp recipients and enhanced by the relatively lower cost and higher availability of high carbohydrate – low nutritional value food items when compared to higher quality foods. These physical effects are typically manifested in the form of high body math index (BMI) and apparent low physical fitness, as indicated by a slow unsteady walk, loud breathing, and poor dental health. These physical effects frequently appear to be accompanied by ill temper, a lack of ambition, and an unexplained desire to wear over-sized worn-out t-shirts.

Typical case of food stamp poisoning:
“Help your Momma bring in them groceries, Young Ones. I hear her huffing up the walk. You know she can't make it up them porch steps with them big bags of chips and soda pop she done got us for supper.”

by ewobbel October 27, 2011

It's funny because it's poisonous!

Something you say when a really freaky person does something funny.

Rohan: Hey, Scott, stop touching my ass!
Evan: It's funny because it's poisonous!

by Anonymous February 21, 2003

passon

The brownish white sticky fluid that seeps out of one's butt hole after rigorous anal sex. Very similar to a Santorum, the Passon refers only to those over the age of 65 who aren't able to control their anus any longer.

"Hey did you hear about Ted's grandma?"
"Yeah! She totally got Passoned at her retirement home by the dirty old janitor!"

by Penislover9987 November 22, 2013

Pissositos

Immigrants.

Who decided to let all these damn pissositos in??

by Doctor Reality July 12, 2021

Drink Poison

Expression:

An expression frequently employed by IRC chatters and message board posters to convey their complete contempt for another chatter or poster in response to a particularly asinine question or comment.

H4x0r J03: "LOLROFLHAHA U F4GG07!1!! T3H H4X0RZ L33T 5KI11Z H4V3 0WND YUO!!!!1!!"
Pete: "Drink poison."

by Joshua B. Wright April 7, 2004