Poofteenth

The Imperial version of a small measurement, The expression is used when something is nearly there and lined up and it needs that "Poofteenth" more ! American cars when being worked on usually need the bolts tightened a "Poofteenth" more to get them done up. Asian cars that use the metric system need their bolts tightened up by a "Millifluff".

"Hey Cletus is that transmission back on the truck yet ?" "Not yet Bob I jist haft tighten this bolt a Poofteenth an it's done ! "

by leverman August 20, 2020

jiggly poof

A dumbass motherfucker on IRC who deserves to be castrated with a rusty spoon. He is guilty of incredible stupidity and blatant disrespect.

Oh no, jiggly poof is online again.
*Hub administrator redirects jiggly poof. Reason: Nobody likes you!

by Shooby May 19, 2003

poofo

slang for passing gas, aka fart

that chick over there just poofoed

by steve December 13, 2003

poofinger

the finger of choice, usually used by a man, to scratch his other end. causing the finger to sometimes become stained and/or smelly. thus the term poofinger

the customer counted his change with his brown stained poofinger.

my god you hand stinks like ass, did you wash your poofinger today?

by kevin December 22, 2004

Poofie

What comes out of Gomez's ass.

Holy shit i think Chris just poofied!

by Matt G November 16, 2003

pooflinger

a poo flinging ape poop doo doo madie is a big ape with afro tities

"shit son that bitch just flung poo at me what a monkey"
"thanks man i thought she might put poo up my ass with her big hairy flaming penis"
"yeah what a pooflinger"

by pooflingers September 8, 2006

PooFace

Someone who is so ugly, their face came out of someone's ass

"holy jesus, d'joo see that pooface just walked by, woof!"

by cheat_commandos June 11, 2004