Hawaiian swimming pool 

When a guy cums in an innie and it hardens into an outie.

guy 1 "i heard you gave Samantha a Hawaiian swimming pool last night"

guy 2 "yea she loved it"

Hawaiian swimming pool by danster4286 April 15, 2020

Texas Car Pool 

When someone takes out their rage on a homosexual primarily from suppressing inner homo-erotic feelings. Usually the homosexual dies in some mid-evil torture like being drawn and quartered.

Mike noticed that guy making eye contact with him at the bar, so we gave him a Texas Car Pool.

Texas Car Pool by Poo-machine September 30, 2009

Dirty Pool Man

The act of having anal sex with a woman in the shallow end of a pool while simultaneously her vagina is pummeled by the pool return jet.

"My pool man seduced my wife and gave her the dirty pool man!".

Dirty Pool Man by The Dirty Pool Man December 24, 2008

drop them kids off at the pool 

A more proper way of saying i gots to crap

look man, yall hold up, i got to go drop them kids off at the pool

drop them kids off at the pool by the ron July 22, 2004

Cat in a pool 

Trying to get your nuts in a girls ass while getting your penis in her pussy at the same time. Like a Dog in a bathtub, but much harder to do.

We tried the Dog in a Bath Tub, but that wasn't crazy enough fou us, so we tried the Cat in a Pool.

Cat in a pool by oneway April 20, 2009

dropping the kids off at the pool 

Having a bowel movement; taking a shit.

yuuper1: Want to get some milkshakes?
yuuper2: No, thanks, I plan on dropping the kids off at the pool later and that would just push me over the edge.

dropping the kids off at the pool by Stinky Brain December 26, 2003

swimming pool 

A pool of water used for teaching children to swim or simply for swimming for relaxation or to keep fit. Outdoor ones are best avoided in summer as they end up like a swampland with wildlife to match.

Never swallow any water in a swimming pool. Ten to one someone has gone for a piss (or worse) in the pool.

swimming pool by Stormsworder May 31, 2007