out of pocket

to be out of control; way off base. usually deserving of a good slapping or a full-blown ass- kicking.

"Tamika had 7 shots of hennessy last night and tried to get on my man. She was way out of pocket so i smacked the belligierant ho"

by Etiwanda June 5, 2005

wetter than an otter's pocket

what your girl gets when she sees thomas gibson

you: babe you're wetter than an otter's pocket
your girlfriend: i just watched thomas gibson verbally degrade someone in criminal minds, do you wanna roleplay

by thomas gibson whore November 13, 2020

Pocket Dudes

Being dealt two Jacks in a game of Texas Holdem.

My pocket dudes beat out your tens. In your face.

by Pickett January 18, 2006

Pocket Knockers

Jews that carry large amounts of change in their pockets. This then results in the change knocking against itself and making a harmonous knocking sound that is sometimes found pleasing to other Jews.

A posse of pocket knockers were arrested the other day and $476.57 in coins was confiscated.

by Henry Michealson November 15, 2010

Pocket top

Noun (Title)

A gay term used to define a petite (in both height and weight) gay male (a twink usually) who only prefers the top position (The Pitcher) in gay sex.

Figuratively meaning he's small enough to be placed in ones pocket but is still a top.

You see that twink across the bar, hes a cute "Pocket Top".

by Luxi_Lust July 8, 2017

Pocketbook

Old slang that means vagina, it is typically used in the southern United States.

Alisha, we can see your pocketbook through your leggins.

by would you like some advise February 1, 2020

Toss pocket

1.
n. A cum bucket
2.
adj. A complete wanker

1. He bent me over, lowered his pants and used me for a toss pocket for over an hour. (Tony Blair commenting upon his last meeting with George Bush)

2. Tony Blair

by Simon March 18, 2004