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polishing a tomato

It's when you grab your scrotum in such a way as to constrict and expose the testicles so that they may resemble a tomato while your partner then proceeds to "polish" the "tomato" be it with tongue, appendage, feather, etc., etc..
If you're polishing a tomato I'll give you a moan of pleasure.
by PutterPutterNutterButter July 13, 2016
mugGet the polishing a tomatomug.

polish headbanger

Well he’d have gone on a date. But he’s a polish headbanger, and rather do it himself.
by 12233344445555 January 30, 2019
mugGet the polish headbangermug.

Polish earplug

A sexual act when during a blow job, a male ejaculates and instead of swallowing, a partner collects and deposits the semen into the male’s ear canal like a warm, wet Willy.
That bitch Karen from Accounts Receivable gave me a polish earplug!
by Karen’s clan February 22, 2020
mugGet the Polish earplugmug.

Polish rimjob

When you lick the little hole on a Paczki to test out what filling it is before committing to the calories.
You better give that Paczki a Polish rimjob so you don’t end up with prune again this year.
by A. Writer February 27, 2019
mugGet the Polish rimjobmug.

Polish fuckers

Polish fuckers means either that someone hates polish people so much that they will blame them for pretty much anything even if it’s not their fault or they are to obsessed with doing Ww2 role-play cuz why the fuck not
NEIN THISE POLISH FUCKERS

GOD DAMMIT MY MOM CAUGHT ME WATCHING PORN THISE POLISH FUCKERS
by Ilikedahri October 18, 2021
mugGet the Polish fuckersmug.

polish trailer

When someone is being followed so closely by someone else that if the first person stops suddenly, the follower will bury his head up the first person's ass.
"Bill was sucking up to the boss following him around the office, that if Big Jim had stopped, Bill would have been a Polish Trailer."

"See Jennifer over there? I bet she doesn't know Dave is her Polish Trailer!"

Polish trailersuckup brown noser
by wade886 April 1, 2016
mugGet the polish trailermug.

polish disco

Buying booze from a supermarket and drinking it on the street park while listening to music on ones mobile phone.
Guy1: Hey do you want to do something tonight?
Guy2: Sure, let's go to polish disco
by viktorgino June 11, 2018
mugGet the polish discomug.

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