polar bear head

A blow job involving cold hands and lots of teeth.

I was looking forward to some nice love making, but my wife decided she would give me a blow job instead. Her hands were freezing and she used her teeth too much, it turned to be a polar bear head.

by kuato_dies February 22, 2014

Bye-Polar

The exact moment an individual has decided that they can not deal with someone’s mental disorder any longer and leaves.

Yo, you hear about Gil moving to Mexico? He got tired of Blondey’s crazy ass and went Bye-Polar.

by Mind_surgeon March 1, 2023

Obsessive compulsive bi-polar fad chasing disorder

Obsesses over the newest fad or idea. Always has a new hobby or passion. Instantly knows everything about the obsession, most likely due to google search.

By 8 a.m. this morning, my buddy had entered the Mr. Universe contest, by 10 a.m. he sold his gym equipment. By noon one would of thought he had a masters in science and computer technology due he vast knowledge of google searched items. Then as the afternoon came to an end, he had sold all of his computers and purchased a dog sled, and was going off the grid in the Yukon. Very typical of his obsessive compulsive bi-polar fad chasing disorder.

by Cucklife February 5, 2021

Polar shower

When a girl is kneeling in the shower and a guy is standing over her and cums all over her, like a shower.

"I just gave that bitch a polar shower."

by cosmogurl November 21, 2013

polar vortext

A cold and/or dismissive text reply.

Sean: "So I asked her if she wanted to hang out sometime and all she wrote back was 'k'."
Joe: "Damn, son. That's a polar vortext."

by gdbrainbdbrain November 16, 2014

polar bear beatdown

When one masturbates in a shower on a nice comfortable temperature, and then right before climax the water control is set to the Antarctica type shit. Resulting in a rare event called a polar bear beatdown.

I was bored last night so I executed a polar bear beatdown in my parents shower.

by k dizzle 131 August 23, 2016

Bi-Polar Alcoholic

Someone who's mood and behavior changes constantly depending on how many drinks they've had.

At the beginning of the party I noticed and nice and beautiful girl, by the end of the party she was more like a belligerent devil because she's a bi-polar alcoholic.

by KrazyKracker76 July 26, 2017