Poisonous

Can kill you dead if you eat it

Vev: “It can really kill you dead, poisonous.”
Rin: *Goes to bush*
Vev “ No you don’t hav-“
Rin: *Throws Up*

by magma_gangster September 2, 2019

Poisonous Cheese

Misinformation to see if a person is trustworthy or not.

I suspected Dan of being a Rat Bastard so I fed him poisonous cheese about Bob and it circulated in five minutes.

by Hidden Interview April 18, 2018

Vagina poison

A person who is incapable of getting any bitches

Person 1: Kevin is just vagina poison

Person 2: Tell me about it he gets zero bitches

by Vaginapoison September 8, 2022

Poison slap

Poison slap. Or posion damage; is defined as when someone delivers a slap to the face of another person. But that the atttacker, beforehand has spat in their own palm. This in order to deliver a more lethal and disgusting attack on the victim and rendering them severally discombobulated and embarrassed.

It is common to, right before delivering the slap, to shout outloud: POISON BITCH!!!

Lackey #1: -Eyy El Jefe be crazy amigo! ¡I saw him the other day with that new guy!

Lackey #2: ¿A ver, carnal?

Lackey #1: ¡Si! He gave him da poison slap right across the carra!!! Told him to show some fucking respecto!!!

Lackey #2: SHITTTTT!!!!!!

by Dragopierrr996 September 2, 2023

Michigan Poisoning

when you get done with your 3rd side hoe and need a drink but you live in flint

Person 1: dies*
Person 2: bro why
Ghost of person 1: bro its that Michigan Poisoning

by i r 638h2ceidy2fw September 4, 2021

Wind Poisoning

To be set upon with malfeasance from spending time outside in windy conditions leading to excess mutual confusion,general personal disorientation, and temporary insanity.

Poor Milandro, he has a classic case of wind poisoning.

by The Dr. MD. DDS. DRS. May 27, 2018

Freon poisoning

When your body is so acclimated to the indoors that you cannot readjust to the temperature outdoors.

If you spent more time enjoying the outdoors instead of sitting at your desk or on your couch you wouldn’t have freon poisoning and be so damn uncomfortable right now.

by KdKate August 28, 2021