Peter Facinelli

An incredibly talented and down-to-earth actor who became famous after starring in the popular TV show "Fastlane". He went on to star in The Twilight saga playing the hottest doctor of all time, Carlisle Cullen, and again played a doctor in "Nurse Jackie".

He is the only male in the Twilight saga that is worth a second look and the only person in the whole movie who can ACTUALLY act. Robert Pattinson looks like a messed up druggie, Taylor Lautner is way too over-rated, Kristen Stewart is the most monotonous piece of crap with no personality whatsoever. Carlisle Cullen on the other hand...he is just the man every girl secretly has a crush on but won't admit it.

He is originally Italian, married to actress Jennie Garth and has three young daughters. Peter has a lovable personality, is very humble and makes every effort with things like charity events and connecing with his fans online through Twitter.

Peter has never fallen in bad publicity such as drugs/drunk driving. He charms everyone with his humour and amazing looks and is a great role model for aspiring young actors and actresses. In a decade from now, Peter Facinelli will be in the same league as Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom.

Long live Peter Facinelli <3
Please make a Fastlane Season 2!

Example 1
Fangirl: OMG how HOT was that guy in Twilight!!

Fangirl2: OMG TELL ME ABOUT IT. TAYLOR LAUTNER IS NEXT LEVEL SEXY!

Fangirl1: wtf you on about? Who is Taylor Lautner?! I'm talking TEAM CARLISLE here!

Example 2
Fangirl3: Love your desktop background! Peter Facinelli is so hot!

Fangirl4: Totally! He looks so much like Johnny Depp in these pictures.

by peterfacinellifan1 May 26, 2010

Garrrrr, Peter

1. What a pirate would say to someone named peter when the person named peter does or says something nice. Name does not really matter, its the thought that counts!

Peter: "Hey Pirate John do you want 50 cents, i dont need it?"
Pirate John: "Garrrrr, Peter!"

by Nathan Holstein April 14, 2006

Peters Township

A suburb of Pittsburgh, PA. People are pretty snobby and think they are the shit, and that they are richer than they actually are. It's still pretty beat though. PTHS has an amazing student section, and pretty good sports teams. There are parties every weekend that are pretty dec. Peters kids know how to have a sweet time.

At Peters Township sporting events this is often heard:
"Our Dad's
Your Boss"

by Urban Dictionary July 20, 2008

peter parker

he's a guy working for the tabloid Daily Bugle...but, he's really...SPIDERMAN!

Peter Parker, it's been a while since I've seen you.

by World Domination February 9, 2005

Decimeter peter

An abnormally small penis.

Girl: "Let's see what we have here..."

*zip*

"Oh shit, how do you expect to fuck me with that decimeter peter?"

Guy: "Damn."

by chubblywubbly April 18, 2009

Peter Patty

When you cum and or gizz on your hand and smack some poor person in the face.

Last night Mike was sleeping so I gave him a big Peter Patty.

by Aaron Kunkel December 9, 2008

Peter McWilliams

Peter McWilliams was a best-selling author, with cool titles such as "Do It! Let's Get Off our Buts." In later years he was a medical marijuana activist. Some feel the government killed him when he was disallowed marijuana to treat his AIDS and Cancer. He died at the early age of 50.

"Keep your goals away from the trolls." - Peter McWilliams

by PetersAngel April 7, 2013