someone who has contracted an std or a urinal tract infection etc and now has the burning sensation when they are going a wee
mate shouldnt of gone bareback with that girl, i got something of her ! mate' shut up what crabs ? nah got a pee sting
by Apoclamite July 10, 2010
noun. a forceful stream of urine that a man uses to a) cut through damp toilet paper that has been left unflushed from a previous visit or b) partially clean the toilet bowl of embarassing residue.
man- there was some tp left in the toilet, so i shredded it with a pee saw to make sure it would flush.
woman- ew.
woman- ew.
by uniquepseudonym December 05, 2010
The act of fake pissing by way of warm water surreptitiously poured on a passed out friend. Bonus points for getting them in the face! Ideally this is a 2 man job - 1 to pour the warm water and a second person to zip up their own zipper. As the person awakes, they'll notice the person zipping up their fly rather than the person that poured warm water (a la mock pee) and will likely freak out - especially if they're in a drunken fog.
Caution: payback is a bitch. You don't want the victim of a mock-pee incident to return the favour with real urine.
Caution: payback is a bitch. You don't want the victim of a mock-pee incident to return the favour with real urine.
by Julio!!!! January 20, 2010
Noun 1. A fetish in which the person, male or female, will tend to get aroused by, or provoke thoughts of, peeing or holding in pee. This fetish can, in turn, lead to different locations and different challenges for the person to experience this feeling, and is not the best for your bladder and kidneys.
Mayn, the first time i had to go, i was like, 13 or some shit, i was like TOTALLY fucked with my mind, y'all. i thought i had a *pee fetish*.
by TheGaySkeleton May 21, 2016
The smelly urine that developes after eating fresh asparagus. It is cited that everyone gets asparagus pee but only 20% can smell it. To those that can, the aroma is unmistakable, a uniquely bad smell. To those who can't, be careful to flush after eating a big plate of asparagus, you may make that new love interest run in terror.
Jen's asparagus pee was so rank that I had to go home and flush out my eyes. She didn't even seem to notice it! I don't think I can go there again.
by bozlog November 24, 2006
by P1ssbugzz December 14, 2020
When you have to go pee during the previews of a movie, only to find out you have to pee again during the movie.
by Mr.Freezy June 05, 2009