Parson

Parson is sooooooo cute and funny and if you ever meet a parson,every parson is a millonair also if you see a parson make sure to give him 500$ to show how cute and funny he is

dude parson is so amazing

by BigBoyParson September 24, 2021

Parsons, WV

Parsons, where the only thing to do is go to dollar general and eat McDonald's. Waiting for the one light to turn green and the national guard to plow the damn mountains.

Hillbilly Mountain People

Where are you from?

Parsons, WV

Where the fuck is that?

by Hilljack Mama October 1, 2021

Parsonal

THe* personal influence and communal influentze and pervsuasion* of 'Church doctrines inimical to Life' upon people and Peoples.

One of the severel* foundations of Western Christendom, our present form of dominant Social Organization, is the Parsonal,

by PartisanZ April 10, 2022

Parsons

A Parsons is a girl who will always be on your side. As long as you never hurt them you’re set for life. Someone named Parsons is typically male, but a female Parsons is an absolute gem of a person. A Parsons loves to act and deserves all of the best roles. A Parsons is a dreamer, having big ambitions that we all hope will come true for her. She’s a stellar person and will be there for you if you do the same. She won’t accept any BS. She’ll call you out in a second flat. So it’s best to be truthful with her. She has the best music taste and will always get excited when you play a song she likes. She loves her friends and they would do anything for her. A Parsons is the kind of person you’d drive out to their house at two AM just to give them a hug and hang out cause they need it. A Parsons hates fake people and dislikes conflict. A Parsons worst enemy is a Leah. We all hate Leah. If you keep Parsons as a friend you’ll be the happiest you’ve ever been. You’ll constantly want to hang out with them. A Parsons is the perfect example of a friend. You should get you a Parsons.

Person 1: Woah man! Did you see that girl over there? She looks really nice!

Person 2: Yeah! THATS Parsons, you should go talk to her she is really nice!

by Fartdad107 April 15, 2022

Parsons

Guys that likes sonic and anime, kind of a nerd and go to the gym occasionally and still pull somehow

wow, he pulled the hottest girl in the school, hes such a parsons

by anynonymouse December 16, 2022

forbes parsons

A miserable cockeyed cunt who cheats on his wife and smuggled in moonshine

"That Forbes parsons feller is a cunt"

by Xxhervxx April 21, 2015

George Parsons

Someone who has the capability to fire a messy shit all over the wall of a public facility

Ewwww! Did you just do a George Parsons all over the wall of the K Social loo

by 👍🏻 October 5, 2016