Pad

The thing that covers blood from going into pants or shorts when coming out of a vagina

I saw a dirty pad in the bathroom today

by Bhaddemon May 25, 2019

Lily-padding

Standing on top of your own shoes when in the dressing room of a store, refusing to stand barefoot on the floor

The floor is gross in here so I am lily-padding.

by Ido bandito June 7, 2019

Mud pad

The toilet paper cushioning you place in the bowl before making a fecal deposit. The mud pad prevents an anus soaked in toilet water.

Hey, Trevor, have you noticed that Brendan never uses a mud pad when he is on the shitter? He must love getting toilet germs in his anus.

by Dr. Jeremy Soiré Fatherton June 11, 2019

Splash Padded

(Verb) - When a girl is laying on your back and you fart into her vagina.

Bro, I just splash padded the fuck outta my girl this weekend. The vibration turned her on!

by Milano325i August 17, 2019

jump pad mquack

Jumps up your ass and fucks you so hard like shrek that you start “quacking” like a duck.

Last nigh a girl asked me to jump pad mquack her for pleasure.

by Fuck me hard March 4, 2018

Sad Pad

A home, apartment, condo, or other living quarters that is inhabited by one or more occupants without relationships. In some instances, a cat is included.

Person 1: hey, do you want to go to Bo's house?
Person 2: nah, it's just him and his cat.
Person 1: yeah it's a regular sad pad.

by Thesadpad March 10, 2017

snatchelor pad

(n) a single lesbian's apartment, home, or any other living quarters

"Hey, after this drink, you wanna go back to the ol' snatchelor pad and see where that takes us?"

by TedSheckler June 21, 2016