Phone Retarded

It means that you have absolutely no clue how to use a phone.....for example;
A.You never have it on
B.You never use it
C.You take forever to get back to someone w/ it
D+.Basically anything that impedes on those trying to reach you
DUDE!!!! YOU are seriously phone retarded. You are not even deserving to have one.
by DC_93 February 20, 2012
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phone bitch

girl who does not pick up the phone or rejects incoming calls
She's a phone bitch and has the nerve to deny it.
by flatbush June 24, 2007
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phone potato

some one who spends all their time talking and/or texting on their phone.
Jane is a phone potato! she wont stop texting Allin!
by poohbear1539 July 22, 2008
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Phone Bomb

when you mass send someone an extremely long message and they receive it as multiple pages.
Alex: Dude, my phone was going off for hours last night.
David: Sounds like you got phone bombed!
by Tha Big0ne February 17, 2011
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Weed phone

a separate line a weed dealer keeps to keep in contact with his clients. ideally a pay as you go phone without any ties to the dealer's name or information.
client: yo, i got yo number from my boi,he said u were good for some green.

dealer: woah hold up man, lemme call you on my other phone.

client: aiiite, i got you, just call me on that weed phone of yours.
by weed phone man August 11, 2009
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phone sex

when two partners are over the phone moaning and groaning.usually the guy is jacking off and the girl is moaning or fingering herself the tell tells her how many fingers and he just jacks off waitin to ejaculate.

hey baby lets have phone sex!
by princessa. February 25, 2007
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Bannana Phone

A song by Raffi which talks about a fictional telephone that's a bannana
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring, bannana phone
Ding dong ding dong ding dong ding, bannana phone
It's so appealing....
by Matt "geico" September 06, 2006
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