A couple that started dating during COVID-19 pandemic. They are like a regular couple except everything happens at 10x the speed as all they have had to do is get to know each-other.
Per1: Wow are they moving in already? It’s been 2 months?!
Per 2: Yeah, they are a covid couple it makes sense
Per 2: Yeah, they are a covid couple it makes sense
by Loveybirdy April 21, 2021
Get the Covid Couplemug. It is a virus. This virus is very deadly, even more deadly then the Covid-19! According to Doctor Gay Bar, the symptoms are as follows. Unable to comprehend simple things, unable to speak or hear things (practically deaf and mute), have a tendency to spend a fortune on games, being an extreme weirdo and lastly, unable to bathe or wake up on time. A warning! This virus is very serious. Although rare, once you contract it, you will never be cured.
1. Why are you acting so stupidly! Do you have Covid Boom?
2. Oh no! get out of here and die! You have the Covid Boom!
2. Oh no! get out of here and die! You have the Covid Boom!
by Mr Sittha Boom April 15, 2020
Get the Covid Boommug. by Dodeki April 3, 2020
Get the COVID Cleanmug. Somebody who feels entitled to approach you and stick their nose in your business due to the COVID19 Pandemic.
"I was just doing my shopping today and some Covid Nonce thought it was appropriate to approach me and tell me to put on a mask"
by RodneyDrake June 26, 2021
Get the Covid Noncemug. During the Pandemic, people had no choice but to remain home, often alone. Singles looked through dating apps hopefully to meet someone, yet the anxiety of meeting a mate was so high they needed to exceed normal expectations to risk a in person date or physical encounter. If a guy or gal was so hot, you would drop your anxiety about being infected by a deadly virus just to have sex, means that person was Covid Worthy. Ie they are so hot, it's worth the risk of getting Covid just for a shot. This is a play on the Sienfeld episode where Elaine had to decide if her new boyfriend was "Sponge Worthy" due to the scarcity of the today sponge being taken off the market.
by PinkySwirl April 2, 2021
Get the Covid Worthymug. A Covid variation of a sexual spiderman. Where you cannot sexually get close to your partner so you jack off and have to lob your load at least two metres and hope it hits the right person.
Hey Jack, I seen my girlfriend the other day. She was gagging for some cum. But not to break the rules of lockdown I found a secluded bush banged one out and threw the Covid Spiderman as far as Steve Backley. That hit the spot.
by JonnyRotten78 June 13, 2020
Get the Covid Spidermanmug. Doc: Sir. You tested positive for Covid-19.
Guy: Well, time do practice Covid-34 *whips out his cock and bust a fat one*
Guy: Well, time do practice Covid-34 *whips out his cock and bust a fat one*
by TurnipPop April 28, 2020
Get the Covid-34mug.