by brettmharris July 22, 2008
by HAh in your face star November 17, 2014
Someone who saves their own tears for the sole purpose of using them as lubrication for masturbation. (Not to be confused with someone who weeps while masturbating)
I've been saving my liquid misery in a jar for the past two months, just so I could have a Tear Jerker.
by dcb1984 July 22, 2010
We were watching this shitty movie about love, but I dropped a man tear in front of my date and she totally gave me a hand job right there in the theater.
When my dog died, I didn't really give a shit but I used it for some man tears; which in turn got me laid for the next year and a half.
When my dog died, I didn't really give a shit but I used it for some man tears; which in turn got me laid for the next year and a half.
by MAlexBr January 16, 2008
Bill, hey Ron have you seen those pictures of those radical feminist drinking mugs that say male tears?
Ron, yeah why do you ask?
Bill, because male tears means sperm.
Ron, yeah why do you ask?
Bill, because male tears means sperm.
by Ultraman Nexus July 25, 2017
When a girl is giving head and stops before you're done, so you shoot in her, making her start crying.
by PinkSheetTrrader March 09, 2007
by Wiesty May 31, 2005