big ole gay

Someone who refuses to acquiesce to inappropriate demands or take part in immature and unsavory, albeit extremely entertaining, activities.

Must be pronounced with an extreme Texas accent with a heavy emphasis on the GAY.
"I don't want to light this paper airplane on fire, launch it down a stairwell and document its destruction."

"That's because you're a big ole gay."
by MissBossPants September 23, 2011
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Ol' Frisky Skeet

Noun.

Sexual Move, as in intercourse. You would either receive or give the Ol Frisky Skeet. If you are a male, you take your mates leg, place it on your shoulder. Then place a sombrero hat on your head. You then place your mates other leg behind you and slide their big toe into your rectum. Once completed, you hop on one leg and high five. Once orgasm is reached, you remove the toe from your rectum, and if any feces is on the toe you remove it with your fingers (if no feces is present you place fingers within your own anus) and smear the feces on the wall.
"We were on our date when all of a sudden, Rick turned around and gave me the ol' frisky skeet!"

"If theres one thing Rick likes, its doing the ol' frisky skeet."

"We were walking on the street when all of a sudden BAM next thing I know is we are doing the ol' frisky skeet right there in front of everyone!"
by Ricksuckstraint May 06, 2010
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The ol' Bag Lunch

When you cover a girls face with a paper bag and proceed to rail that ho.
Ashley wouldn't shut her mouth so i gave her the ol' bag lunch and that did the trick.
by skip gunderson December 30, 2008
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tig ol bitties

the biggest softest juciest most veloptious titties yew will ever see or suck on. most popular type of breasts
O MY FUCK. LUK AT DEM TIG OL BITTIES ON DYNESHA. I COULD BITE DA FUCK OUTTA OUTTA DEM!
by monaefly 95 March 06, 2010
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fake ol' bitties

Someone who looks like they have massive amazing boobs but it turns out she just stuffs
Guy 1: Dude, that chicks got serious tig ol' bitties!!!

Guy 2: Naw man, they're fake ol' bitties.
by wesanator June 16, 2011
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Ol' Shotty

The most prized posession of Boots. Ol' Shotty is Boots' shotgun that he uses to blow his nuts off in the shed. Without Ol' Shotty, Boots would have to just let anybody go into the fridge and people would never have to state their business. Ol' Shotty is a creation of two fat kids that have nothing better to do than make fun of people that make you laugh by just looking at them.
I take Ol' Shotty and blow my nuts off in the shed
by 22 and in the band March 30, 2005
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Big Ol' Boobies

big, likeable breats.. most likely perky and firm
I'm calling from my friends phone because he wants up in them Big Ol' Boobies
by Special-E September 06, 2005
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