Swindon Oil Change

The act of an individual acquiring hot gravy and pouring it down into their own urethra and then inserting a Kit Kat Chunky to fill the tube up.

Shortly after, when the time is right, the individual will take out the Kit Kat Chunky and the gravy will cascade everywhere.
"Ross, have you ever done The Swindon Oil Change before?"
by Dyluxray June 08, 2020
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oil spill

oil spill- while a female is taking a bath, a male with a raging case of explosive diarrhea defecates into the bathtub!
Man 1: I'm going to oil spill your lady friend
by hobbitchaser April 20, 2011
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brazilian oil rig

A fart that exits and then lurks in the air for a minute or two then releases it's wrath for the world to smell. The key to this fart is the delay of the smell.
Miles let out a Brazilian oil rig which, when it was smelled, could be detected all the way from San Francisco.
by Baldspotboy September 23, 2013
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Texas oil pump

When a guy is banging a girl doggy style the girl lifts her ass up and the guy turns 180° while still inserted and then uses his arms to push against the bed and practically see-saw on her ass
Oh man i gave her the texas oil pump last night
by AustralianMutt September 11, 2018
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cover yourself in oil

2) cover yourself in oil
by cornernickel December 02, 2020
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Just stop oil

Just stop oil protesters are cunts
by Nobodylikesme268 July 22, 2022
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Oil floats on Water

Oil Floats on Water!”
“1) Wait for it to Rain?”
“2) Cover Yourself in Oil-“
“3) Fly...”
by Jacket1989_ December 05, 2020
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