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Office Tan

Pigment color change due to extensive exposure to monitors at the office.
Are you coming to the meeting, or are you going to sit around and work on your office tan?
by sir keith June 23, 2011
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office supplies

by Itchyhole March 1, 2016
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[office ninja]

1. A code name (like "code monkey") for people that are sneeky, creative and have brilliant ideas in the office but these ideas are not related in the office directory that he/she works in. 2. An office ninja will secretly take your office suplies while your not knowing it. 3. An office ninja always will have a red stapler.
Bill: hey, Ted did you take my pens? Ted: No, do I look like an "office ninja" to you?
by Brian Luick February 23, 2009
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office repulsion

Is the healthy state of disgust towards the bullshit and bureaucracy of the office that will save a henchgoon from spending the rest of his/her life crammed into a veal-fattening pen, repeating the same mindless and never-ending routine ad infinitum. When office repulsion gives way to comfort zone laziness: GAME OVER!
Veteran henchgoon: “Could you do something I ask you just once with a smile on your face??”

Newbie temp-henchgoon: “No can do! I need to keep my office repulsion up or I’ll turn into a sad bastard like you and I’ll still be here in twenty years, grinning stupidly and deluding myself into thinking everything is just terrific!”
by Dick K Redcar January 20, 2010
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Head office

head office is gay boiz sex club in Cairns QLD Australia 42 Mc loud st up stairs $14 entry and have fun open 2pm - 2am 7 days
head office has porn 4 sale and toyz as well... all the best stuf only half the price...
by 2q2bstr8 September 5, 2009
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Office Productivity

A dumb office class thats really easy and you play tetris and shop online
Kiki Haly and Lexi love Office Productivity because they sit on their lazy bums and surf the web.
by akhamlett January 28, 2012
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Office Safari

The act of crisscrossing the office, looking in drawers, closets, cabinets, and talking to coworkers, in order to find an item.
Where is that Windows 7 install CD?

I don't know.

Well, time to go on an office safari!
by Jerrylmacdonald November 11, 2009
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