Skip to main content

dookie noodler 

The person administering the act of anal fisting while in a bathtub or pool.
"Hey baby, lets take a bath together, I feel like dookie noodling!"

"His hands are so small I'll bet he's a dookie noodler."

"She can hold her breath so long she would make a great dookie noodler!"
dookie noodler by rubtwostix October 10, 2011

Pot Noodle Head 

A person who has hair that looks like a pot noodle.
Look at that Pot Noodle Head Richard over there.
Pot Noodle Head by TankoManko February 24, 2015

mississippi noodle flute 

Insert a hollowed out pool noodle into your partners butthole. Bend the noodle around his/her back, have them blow into their own asshole with all of their might.
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West sex tape includes a part where they perform the Mississippi noodle flute.

Egg Noodle 

Noun; A person who is a little weird but it's ok because they are extremely sexy and anyone would crave their noodle.
Matt: "Tommy is such a weirdo..." Lexie: "Yea but he's totally an egg noodle! ;)"
Egg Noodle by BobbyLynch69 March 30, 2017

blue noodle

The act of dipping your dick in blue paint and smacking your girlfriend across the face leaving a dick shaped stamp.
Guy 1: Hey man what did you and Cindy get up to at the party last night.
Guy 2: We got fucked up and I gave her a blue noodle in the garage.
blue noodle by Raoskie August 8, 2017

Chicken noodle soup 

A collaboration song between j-hope BTS and Becky G (27/09/2019)
Chicken noodle soup
Chicken noodle soup
Chicken noodle soup
With a soda on the side
Chicken noodle soup by Clary Chase September 27, 2019