Heart Problems

When somebody got unlucky when it comes to being born functionally. (NOT NORMAL!!)

Hey, have you met that kid from school who only eats peas?

Yeah, I heard his heart only beats once a day due to his heart problems. Treat him nicely, I think he bites.

by Crystopal September 08, 2022

Three body problem

The frustration that occurs in a two male, one female threesome attempting double penetration without their balls touching.

Did you hear George and Jerry had a three body problem last night?

by Rikstah April 05, 2024

A You problem

When someone's moaning about something that is beyond your expertees thats a you problem.

Bro my missus keeps messaging guys back.sorry my bro that's a you problem .🔥

by LADYPAC June 30, 2022

parental problems

When someone has mommy and daddy issues both instead of one or the other.

“I don’t have just daddy issues, I have parental problems.”

by groundedaircraft December 09, 2023

Fake Tan Problem

When someone applies over 100 layers of fake tan and think they look good. When really it’s streaky and black. Then they start to go green

Fake Tan problem is Also known as an Amber!

by Toiletroll2020 December 12, 2019

Kardashian problem

A problem that you created so you could fix it so you didn't look as stupid as you really are.

Donald Trumps entire presidency is a Kardashian problem.

by Thunder memes June 12, 2019

jerk chicken problem

Turk Rigid Goblin, or otherwise known as Jerk Chicken Problem, is used to describe those with the sleeping patterns of a delinquent, usually spending days on end in a bedroom.

"Who are we waiting for? It's been time"
"Jerk Chicken Problem"

by Rigpinge January 22, 2018