chozo_ninpo

(noun) CHO'ZO_NIN'PO
A derrivitive of the ruins of an ancient civilization from the Nintendo Series "Metroid" (chozo), fused with the word mostly used for ninja-magic (ninpo)

Lives on what is only known as "teh interwebs", feeding on the crys of anger and hatred emminated from really pissed off players of online gaming communities.

Current Residence: www.myg0t.com

OMG chozo_ninpo really makes me RIFK.

chozo_ninpo ruined 467 consecutive Deer Hunter 2005 games whilst only being banned from 5 servers under names myg0tt3h p04ch3r, myg0tchozo_ninpo, and PETADeerSaver.

by teh chozen one July 23, 2005

midget ninga

Someone that cannot spell Midget Ninja...yes its Spelled N I N J A

Whats a Midget Ninga? Oh, Some dummy Spelled Ninja with a G!

by Jim Reed June 11, 2006

Masturbation Ninja

One who can masturbate/masturbates everywhere they have gone/are without fear of being caught, with any object, without being seen, heard, or others having suspicion of the action of masturbation, any where, any time, and any place.

Student #1: Hey man, I whacked off in biology today.
Student #2: HOLY HELL! Did you get caught?
Student #1: Hell no I didn't, I am a freaking Masturbation Ninja.
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Guy #1: I jizzed all over my friends moms bra last night while he was in the same room.
Guy #2: What!? He didn't see you?
Guy #1: Shit no, he was sleeping.
Guy #2: Good thing you're a Masturbation Ninja.
Guy #1: Damn right.

by gregmastersensai November 20, 2009

Ninja Fish

Someone who is very sneaky, like a ninja, yet smooth, like a fish swimming

An actual fish wearing ninja clothes, usually a goldfish.

"Oh man, you snuck up on me, like a ninja fish!"

"Tony:Why did you dress up you goldfish in ninja clothes-its gonna die.
Danny: Yea but i own a ninja fish"

by Danny915 January 13, 2009

Ninjavitis

A condition marked by frequently startling people on accident, such as while walking up behind or beside them to say, "Hello." Most accurately described as pervasive accidental sidling.

Ninjavitis most commonly occurs among those who wear wrestling shoes, women with small feet, and the Japanese.

Person 1: (Casually walks up beside Person 2) Hey, man!
Person 2: Dude, you scared the crap outta me! It's like you've got ninjavitis.

See also: sidler, sidle

by The Cruz October 19, 2010

Nino

Nino’s are the sweetest, most kind human beings to exist. They will try their best to make the people and cat’s they love as happy as possible, hence why they love them very much. They’re also extremely good at poker, and some may call them held. They’re very humble about it, though. Beside all of these great qualities, Nino’s have a beautiful face with very kind eyes that tend to sometimes look at you a bit too long. That’s all good though. And last but not least, Nino’s are very smart, witty and pleasant people to be around.

That person is so cool, it MUST be a Nino.

by M164 April 23, 2020

tecca nina

another name for the rapper, Tech N9ne.

"drop down, cuz here comes tecca nina"

by cl9ud October 27, 2003