nice-nasty

1. A person who is always fresh in public but has a nasty house.
2. A person who pretends to be nice but will talk about you in your face and you not even notice it until they walk away.
3. A person who will "politely" put you in your place if you get wrong with them.
4. A person that is nice to you in your presence but will talk about you behind your back.

1. She is fine but her house stinks. She's nice-nasty.
2. She just talked so bad to you and you didn't even catch it! She was so nice-nasty with it. LOL

by TheGrandOne August 2, 2011

nice driveway

A corruption of the Polish toast na zdrowie, used in jest as a toast when very drunk.

After tripping and falling down in the bar, John stood up, grabbed a bottle of beer off of a stranger's table held it up and said "Nice Driveway" before taking a swig.

by aaronk56 January 23, 2014

I'm such a nice person

A quote to be said, whenever you perform a total dick move, or when retelling a total dick move.

Yeah I totally anaconda-choked Paul while he was drunk,

and then I left him unconscious on the beach for, like, an hour.
Dude was bitching and moaning from sunburn the next day,
so I choked him out again.
I'm such a nice person.

by Chewbacca Da Wookie July 6, 2011

Mr. Nice

A pink blob with no arms that can dance anyway. He can be viewed here:
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/nice.php

Man oh man, if my little brother plays Mr. Nice one more time..... Why I'll Mr. Nice HIM!

by luna July 16, 2008

nice dick

usually reffering to a penis of beautiful stature. This penis drops girls to thier knees in awe and carry's a reputation which is tightly linked to its owner. This penis is usually as smooth as glass and is of perfect circumfrence.

Omg Pat has a nice dick, did you see it or hear about it. If it was an animal it would be a Unicorn.

by sticky bagle December 9, 2008

Minnesota Nice

To have a kind demeanor on the surface but in reality this person is plotting evil and plans on ruining your life for the betterment of themselves

"Hey bro...I asked my boss for a raise and he said we can discuss it more next week. I am excited!"
"Be careful man...that guy is a dick...he is just being Minnesota Nice to you...if your dog ends up murdered don't be surprised..."

by Truthdoctor November 25, 2014

nice save

When someone gets themselfs out of trouble, that they've gotten themselfs into

"And then I broke in....to my own house!"

"Nice save"

by Kiyasarin August 2, 2016