Muddied

An act of being hit and/or soaked from a bottle, preferably filled with dirt and water, thrown by another person

(can be used when soaked in any brown liquid but mainly mud in a bottle)

Hah, Gig got muddied from a Second story window after heading to the dentist appointment. What a fucking loser

by Junior ojel May 2, 2021

Maddie

Maddie is the funniest person you'll ever meet. She's got big jugs but it's ok cause her personality is too. She can make you pee you're pants even after you already went to the bathroom. But watch out cause she gives really hard spanks! She loves to craft and make her friends feel special. She loves taking naps and eating food, like all the time.

"You know that one girl who can make you laugh really hard but also hit you really hard?"
"Oh you mean Maddie?"

by riarklecowan November 6, 2016

Maddie

a girl who is extremley arrogant. She's basically a typical girl who mooches off anyone she knows to get whatever she wishes. She lacks common sense. She thinks she's hilarious but isnt.

Did you hang out with that girl named Maddie - Jane
Yes, she's basically got the intelligence of a monkey - Bob

by CONCERNABOUTNOTHING January 25, 2018

alabama mudpie

Much like the Alaskan Pipeline, one must first shit into a confom or another type of pouch. Once you thoroughly mix it with lubrication (preferably flavored) you freeze it and wait. This is when the fun starts, as you grab a close relative (parent, sibling, cousin, grandma, etc.) and forcefully fill their orifice(s) with the aforementioned sack until one or both of you shits from excitement. Hence, the Alabama Mudpie.

Bill: Hey Dave, guess what.
Dave: What's up Bill?
Bill: I just gave granny the ol' Alabama Mudpie!
Dave: No way! I had my run at her last week!
(Slow-mo high-five)

by RealBigDaddy420 February 8, 2017

mad maddie

she is always a hoe ugly as shit

Mad maddie

by Dkkskskaka May 13, 2017

Maddie

The type of girl to play you. This girl is the imbodiment of Satan. Only one man has escaped her grasp. And he has a large penis.

"God she's Satan."
"That's just Maddie! Oh wait that's the same thing."

by Jesuslover776 June 13, 2016

muddles

Muddles is a form of cuddling which include wondering hand syndrome which leads to sexual intercourse.

foreplay under pretense of cuddling =)

Hey baby, did you want to come over for some muddles?

by Steven123456789 June 10, 2008