A sassy, loud, over weight, independent black female with a ghetto side. Snaps her ghetto claws and claps her hands to make her point. Bat shit crazy and runs over her kids with the car. Hallucinates often, and can't go more than 2 hours without eating. Also enjoys kool-aid. Dat nigga be on point, don't F*uck with her.
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teghan's beautiful significant other. she's pretty much the most amazing thing you'll ever see, and you should probably be prepared for some real life ACTION.
by teeeegs February 20, 2010
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by Connaghtnigger February 22, 2010
Get the Philip Montgomery mug.1. Repeatedly making the same mistakes while soaking them in a sugary syrup of self-indulging naivete for public consumption.
2. A series of related mishaps presented to others as a good idea.
3. The object of one's repeated mistakes or related mishaps.
2. A series of related mishaps presented to others as a good idea.
3. The object of one's repeated mistakes or related mishaps.
1. Girl: I didn't sleep with Enrique again because I wanted to. He needed me.
2. Guy: I slipped and fell so many times Friday night that I get out of work the next few weeks. Doctor's orders.
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2. Guy: I slipped and fell so many times Friday night that I get out of work the next few weeks. Doctor's orders.
3. Friend: Sonya needs to walk away from Enrique. He sweet talks and kisses her in front of us while treating her so badly elsewhere. All he is her Del Monte.
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