montana oreo

Wherein an individual anally fornicates with a female individual of African descent, then ejaculates between her buttocks. This is followed by pressing her buttocks together and thereby spreading the seed between them, followed finally by the initiator eating the ejaculate out from between said female's buttocks.

I say, old chap, are you the fellow who performed a Montana oreo on dear Miss Susie Williams?

by bacchantBrawler May 15, 2016

Montana Sober

A term used to describe someone who is sober from everything except for beer.

Yeah man, I’m Montana Sober, I only drink beer now.

by ayejetski October 19, 2025

Tony montana

The tony montana aka the scar face is a highly recommended top class post coitus act into which the male ejects his penis from vagina and ejaculates on a glass table or mirror in which the female presumes to snort that shit up with a 100$ bill

After we get high you wanna tony montana?

The last time I had a tony montana my throat clogged up.

by Chyna whyte October 10, 2021

Feels like an alien riding a pig through Montana

The way Lisa Cimorelli described marriage before she was married

Christina: “You’re 28, and you’re getting married. How does it feel?”
Lisa: “It feels like an alien riding a pig through Montana.”

by cimiscoolerthanmysocks_ November 28, 2020

Bo Montana Media

(Definition is to large to fit)

Bo Montana Media is fat

by smitty_city6 February 13, 2024

Montana pour

The technique of pouring a beer and not tilting the glass, in order to get a beer that’s mostly foam.

I really gotta buy some huge drinking glasses so a full Heineken fits when I want to do a Montana pour.

by BigAl1996 November 26, 2023

Hannah Montana

Someone who likes to/ live(s) a double life.

- A deceiving person, who manipulates and lies to people, especially the ones close to them, to keep their other life/ secrets hidden to fit their own agenda.

“I thought the dna test was negative?? You have a whole kid out there that you not taking care of?? You must be Hannah Montana.”

“You have a whole wife and kids???? How did I not know? You pulled a Hannah Montana.”

by Biggest Menace June 8, 2024