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sludge monster

A monster made out of sludge. Lives in the sewers, and needs dark places and moisture to survive.
The Pokemon Muk is sort of like a sludge monster.
by Yui September 21, 2003
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Monster Cock

An especially large penis.

Don't show this to your parents.
Boy 1: Laura has a Monster Cock.
Boy 2: I know right?
by Your Secret Santa :) November 21, 2020
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meth-monster

That f*cking thing thats been hiding outside behind the bush all night long. You can seen his shadow out of the corner of your eye, but when you peek out the blinds, he's not there...
meth or teenna
monster like aarrhhg!
by perry-noid1 January 1, 2004
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Little Monster

A Person with a very good sense of appreciating the art and creativity of music.

A person who loves Lady Gaga and accepts her for who she is.

A member of the Little Monster Family, also known as the BIGGEST, HAPPIEST FAMILY on the universe.
Little Monster: I am a Little Monster

People: Ooooh! Hi could we be friends, i know you're smart and cool and brave and you're a part of the biggest and happiest family on planet! You're our sister/brother!!
by yohohohoho September 23, 2011
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Butter Monster

An extremely obese person who can only be satiated by eating other people.
Even though the butter monster had eaten a large fried chicken dinner form KFC, she couldn't be sated until she ate the young child.
by mmitty March 25, 2009
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Rack Monster

In the military the rack is your bunk. To rack out or hit the rack is to go to bed for the purpose of sleeping. If you find it difficult to get out of bed through fatigue, laziness, illness, hangover, depression, or any of a number of other reasons, then the "rack Monster" has ahold of you.
"I know we were all going to see Tina the Cat Woman today, but the Rack Monster had ahold of me and wouldn't let go."
by Big Tim 1949 May 20, 2009
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Anal Monster

A dirty lil monster who hides in your anal cavity. Everyone has one (unless you got yours removed). Although they may tear the inside of your asshole apart from time to time with their claws -- they are only referred to monsters because no one understands them. They are brown and hairy. Some even call them the Sasquatch of our buttholes. But, all-in-all, they are majestic and independent organisms. That live in our buttholes.
When I was a child I used to have the strong urge to stick my sneaky lil fingers up my asshole. But, with the help from my anal monster, I don't have fingers anymore because he clawed them off. Thus ending my gross habit.

When I was in ninth grade, I thought I was gay. So I let a homosexual stick his penis in my anus. My Anal Monster tore his penis apart. He saved me -- because faggots are stupid. I don't want to be stupid.
by AnalMonster666 February 19, 2015
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