a flash light strapped to the shaft of your cock (shlong, penis, 3rd leg, banger etc) for finding your way in the dark during the night if and when you wake up with your tent pichted, aka mornin glory.. to be used on turgid tadgers, brickers and pingers if you prefer the hands free version, if not then flacid will do also with the hands on approach.
"DAMN IT!.. need a piss! and the electric has run out!!.. time to dawn the miners helmet and seeing as I have a pinger, I shall be opting for the hands free approach"
"DAMN IT!.. need a piss! and the electric has run out!!.. time to dawn the miners helmet and seeing as I have a pinger, I shall be opting for the hands free approach"
by ShadeMade aka G-Funk November 27, 2011
Get the Miners Helmet mug.Some ugly Chinese girl that call people Asian because she is a wannabe white girl.
She is very popular but nobody knows why. Mostly spends time by her self but knows a lot of people.
She also dated some hot guys but everyone knows that it was just for the clout.
She is very popular but nobody knows why. Mostly spends time by her self but knows a lot of people.
She also dated some hot guys but everyone knows that it was just for the clout.
Minerva Liu: Oh, ur such an Asian kid
Asian kid: Oh really, well ur Asian too btw
Minerva Liu: Haha I'm white dummy
Asian kid: Oh really, well ur Asian too btw
Minerva Liu: Haha I'm white dummy
by YaLoveToSeeIt November 18, 2018
Get the Minerva Liu mug.n.-someone who is overly protective of their penis
too a point where they stop wearing pants so as to
"let their penis have some air"
verb.-to horde over something in relation to your penis
too a point where they stop wearing pants so as to
"let their penis have some air"
verb.-to horde over something in relation to your penis
n.-damn penis miser its not like theirs anything there
to be proud of!
verb.-stop penis misering that box of condoms! I have a date
tonight and god knows that since the operation
you are'nt getting any.
to be proud of!
verb.-stop penis misering that box of condoms! I have a date
tonight and god knows that since the operation
you are'nt getting any.
by John D. Dorian January 9, 2008
Get the penis miser mug.The act of fingering a girl by first making your hand into a gun shape, then placing your hand by your crotch, and then inserting your fingers into the girl with a pelvic thrust.
Bro: Hey Man, have you had sex with your new girl yet?
Man: Well, sort of.
Bro: What do you mean?
Man, Well, i got her off using the Wild West Mister.
Man: Well, sort of.
Bro: What do you mean?
Man, Well, i got her off using the Wild West Mister.
by Smiz Tang December 1, 2009
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by HeavyWeapons May 17, 2022
Get the Oh the misery mug.by Tied4last November 21, 2019
Get the Mr. Mister mug.1. Jeff is getting some creme from Mister Softee tonight.
2. Anyone know where Mister Softee is? Just listen for the little kids.
3. Mister Softee couldnt get a hard on
2. Anyone know where Mister Softee is? Just listen for the little kids.
3. Mister Softee couldnt get a hard on
by #36 HBreaks April 10, 2005
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