Mental Blue Balls

The result of an increasingly stimulating conversation that has an inconclusive or overly disappointing outcome.

Also used to describe the physical discomfort or displeasure felt after hearing a succession of lengthy jokes with dimwitted or inane punch lines.

Mental blue balls is often characterized by a dull headache or a distinct physical feeling of dismay, despondency, or dissatisfaction as the afflicted individual realizes he just wasted his valuable time and is "left hanging".

Dude, that comic told so many stupid jokes I have mental blue balls.

I got major mental blue balls today after two hours of brainstorming awesome ideas for killer iPhone apps, but no one had any idea how to implement them or even any project plans to get started.

by B.B.L.V. October 6, 2009

propsuedocontraneoantidisestablish mentarianalistically

When spelt without the space, this means: Acting in the manner of someone in support of people pretending to be against the new movement against the people against the seperation of church and state. One of the longest words in english.

Mr. Jones: Hello
Mr. Smith: propsuedocontraneoantidisestablish mentarianalistically!
Mr. Jones: STFU

by Mr. Smith November 21, 2004

mentally ill

Someone who suffers from a mental disorder and delusions of grandeur. Someone who has lost touch with reality. Could be just depressed but rans the gammit from depression to schizophrenia.

Man, that Mike Rehmeyer is mentally ill. He's 34, lives at home, has no college education and nothing going for him yet he thinks he's Prince Charles.

by arfed February 13, 2008

mental-x

A cockcheese drinking, goat fucking, corpse raping, pickledick, inbred, shiteating, nosepicking, arse-pube collecting pineapple fucker.

What a fucking mental-x.

by Anonymous March 20, 2003

Mental Vasectomy

Watching or listening to something that makes your balls hurt just from thinking about it

Paul - "yesterday I watched this video where some guy shoved a screwdriver up his penis!!"

Don - "dude, shut up, you're giving me a mental vasectomy"

by Ulysses H. Ficus February 21, 2011

Good cop/Mentally disabled cop

A police interrogation method similar to good cop/bad cop except it replaces the Bad cop with a mentally disabled cop.

that's it... we will have to use Good cop/Mentally disabled cop on him.

by jobflobadobYob November 1, 2010

Mental

Usually one with a mental disorder.
Including anxiety disorders, personality disorders,eating disorders, and much more.
Usuaully used as "crazy"

Joe: That hannah in MENTAL!
Tom: what, does she have some eating disorder?
Joe:what? She's just flat out crazy..

by mabbymab December 18, 2009