The patented 'no mess' dump - taking a crap the size of a minivan before wiping your ass to find no evidence whatsoever on the paper. May be combined with the ghost poop or phantom shit for the holy grail of defecation. The sense of triumph, wellbeing and euphoria that accompany a no mess are without equal.
by renstar July 5, 2015
a girl puts a guy who has to piss in a rear naked choke and uses her legs to squeeze the piss out of him.
he was a humiliated mess when his jilted x girlfriend put him in a rear naked choke hold and squeezed the piss out of him in front of everyone at the party.
by Gozaagustus March 21, 2022
by Midnightdragonroarslikeachilds November 10, 2021
(adj.) another term used to describe a crazy person or situation. filler when you can't think of anything better to say. not meant to be taken personally.
by Kosmik March 30, 2010
by Uraavacado August 31, 2021
When someone who is lactosintolerant eats/drinks dairy proctuct(s) and ends up having fluid and or gases exit their mouth or anus.
by capn' crunch February 7, 2014
by The BitchDegarde November 20, 2020