An Italian expression (the use is very common specifically in Rome) that in English means " Your fucking dead relatives". In italian it makes more sense, trust me
A: Sorry! I didn't see you, oh god my yogurt is all on your gucci shirt!
B: Li Mortacci tua! You fucking idiot!
B: Li Mortacci tua! You fucking idiot!
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why the fuck am i watching ShadowHunters: The Mortal Instruments (Netflix Series) ???? god this is so shit e n d m e
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a short time after someone dies if they didn't poop just before they poop on themselves. that is called a post mortem poop.
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Get the mortar mug.When you have crashed and or been mutilated beyond recognition repair or plastic surgery and hospice is your future for the rest of your life that is a reverse mortgage
When you are sliding down an icy Hill on your toboggan with your family watching and are starfish through the air and immediately s*** with into the hardest snow concrete pack thank you can find on the planet break every bone in your body that is a reverse mortgage
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Kevin- Yo brotha, why dont you just make yoself a mufuckin McOrgy!!
Kevin- Yo brotha, why dont you just make yoself a mufuckin McOrgy!!
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