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Max

To start off it’s a dog name. To finish it kind of is.
The biggest geezer on planet Earth that always tells on you x
Max is such a dog name. Hey, my brothers name is max!!’
by TheButterflyGirl October 27, 2019
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Max

Hmm Max a boy that is Mexican believes he has good looks he acts pretty chill but then u see his worst color he is a fuckboy he tries to fuck every girl in San Diego he goes to otay ranch high school and he calls his dick daddy's huge cock he prefers you to call him daddy on ft and he claims he has "homegirls and shootas"
Damn stop being a fuckboy dillan your being a Max ew
by No thanks ew August 2, 2017
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Max

Max is a super funny guy. He has a talent for drawing and likes music. He might act a little bad but is super nice. He is pretty popular and he might be your ideal boyfriend. If you ever date a Max, don't let him go. A lot of girls might have a crush on him too.
Girl 1: I like Max so much!
Girl 2: Same
by BlackpinkLover123 March 11, 2019
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Max

MAX IS THE BEST PERSON EVER TO BE MET EVER. HE'S SWEET, KIND, CARING, AND WILL ALWAYS BE THERE FOR YOU. if you have a max, keep him close to you. never let him go!

also, maxes are cute as hell
by zachishellacool December 14, 2019
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Max

noun
Awkward, insecure, but cool on the d-low. He has a body of Greek gods, with a jawline that makes butchers knives look like play-dough, a stunning smile, and eyes that can swoon princesses. His abs makes BOTH boys and girls go wild, but he is a solid C- in the arse-grabbing department.

A lot of people have secret crushes on Max, but he is too shy to ask them the fuck out. He enjoys drinking, but even when completely shitfaced he does not display much courage.
'OMG Becky, he is SUCH a Max! You're going to need to ask HIM out.'
by InvertedVagina April 15, 2019
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Max

Max is secretly having fun with your mother
Max has a small dick
by frederick max December 12, 2018
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Max

Oh no Max is outside the preschool again.
by JohnSmithLovesAlcohol May 20, 2019
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