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maximum nuttage

like nutting but to the maximum point. happens especially when looking at dave franco's hot as fuck self.
"it took everything in me to not yell 'maximum nuttage' when i looked at dave franco."
by jeffè May 11, 2017
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Maximusthegodfather

Out holy saviour who dessended from the heavens and is here to help us and is Dating A T H O T
yo have you seen Maximusthegodfather
by African Bastard September 1, 2018
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Maximiliano

Maximiliano

Maximiliano, is a calm, humble, generous and serious boy but when you meet him he is very affectionate, funny and a little crazy, he loves being outdoors, he likes to run, go out to ride a bike, play basketball and volleyball. Her hobbies are cooking, drawing, listening to music, and watching anime. Although he is a serious boy, he tries to show his love through actions, helps, supports, listens, advises and if everything is sincere with others, he likes to talk about deep issues with someone he loves. When Maximiliano puts his trust in someone he will not lose it, that person is very lucky to have a Maximiliano in his life, he is a very cute and tender boy even though he does not consider himself that way.

Maximiliano loves Yamila very much uwuwu

I love Maximiliano <3
Y: Shall we go for a walk?

Maximiliano: I would love to! I want to take advantage of you a lot <3
by Iwilllovuevenifmyheartstop </3 November 22, 2021
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Maximum Rizz

In a way of explaining a person gets ALL bitches.
Jake: Ayo broooooooo, you got MAXIMUM rizz

Rick Astley: Fr fr
by IMMA SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST December 8, 2022
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gluteus maximus

The gluteus maximus is the main extensor muscle of the hip. It is the largest and outermost of the three gluteal muscles and makes up a large part of the shape and appearance of each side of the hips.
Look! Bang Chan has the biggest gluteus maximus among the members!
by chansroomep82 November 29, 2020
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ripped-us maximus

The extent to which a fellow pot smoker is so ripped he can't function in everyday society, thus the medically coined term "ripped-us maximus".
Cane: Dude your fucking drooling on yourself.
Marley: Eh, im fucking super-stoned!
Cane: I believe you are medically defined as ripped-us maximus!
Marley: Sweet!
by Hooblunt May 20, 2007
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The process by which exposure to idiots on the internet(or 'interwebz', 'intranets', or 'teh webz') slowly transforms a normal web goer, into a Noob. Those affected slowly lose the ability to type coherently, and type with any sense of grammar. Words like 'like' become 'leik' while words like 'hack' become 'Teh Haxxorz'. These 'noobs' also tend to swarm in massive groups, to internet forums, and websites, posting spam and other rediculous obsceneties. Also, the Noobs tend to over use the word 'pwn'.

So far, the only known weakness to a noob, is a female forum goer, or a 'btch' as noobs refer to them as.

The 'Nuber Effekt', makes all noobs allergic to females, which leads to the noob having a fit, and making comments such as 'U gt BF?', and 'lol buttsekz?'.

So far, there has been no discovered cure for 'Teh Nuber Effekt'. A nice swing of a ban hammer will keep them at bay for a while, but only for short periods of time.
His absurd post of "hail mah peniz, conkerer of da vag kween" showed how severly "Teh Nuber Effekt" Nubificus Maximatifacus, had progressed.
by MaverickGFX(Michael O). April 3, 2008
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