matthew cox

Bit of a cock really. Usually looks like Frodo from the Lord of The Rings. He will make inappropriate jokes and be a fuckwit.

He's a bit of a Matthew COCKs ayyyyyy.

Frodo: hey matthew cox you look like me
Matthew: You're right ayyyyyy

by imogenismeiluvilia December 12, 2016

Matthew Mode

When someone is both mad cause bad, and bad cause mad. Often also described as malding, peeling, eating dick and or smelling his/her maw.

He is going Matthew Mode

by joseph Hamslice November 11, 2021

Dylan Matthews

Frontman of the uk based indie rock band "Stiff Dylans"

Are you going to the STIFF DYLONS gig saturday? Dylan Matthews will be great!

by Raziel2 August 9, 2019

Matthew Bear

the God of the Bear belief, also referred to as "The Bear" or "The Almighty".

I can't, I'm praying to Matthew Bear.

by Bearite April 9, 2008

justin matthew

Loved by the ladies... This guy is incredibly cool amd confident. Equipped with the down under physical features women dream of. Is an exceptional lover and friend and will make you feel like you are the most special person in the whole wide world. Loyal and honest. Loves by his own set of rules.

Justin Matthew is the truth and the proof...

by jbone43123 December 20, 2016

Matthew Hudetz

Matthew Hudetz is the name for the greatest junglers in League of Legends. They have the biggest weiners and love saying "shi shi".

Omg, is that a Matthew Hudetz? I heard he was the greatest Qiyana jungle in the world! I want to be just like him! Shi shi!!!

by legendpeepee March 1, 2022

matthew stokoe

Author of the incredibly disturbing and visceral novels "Cows" and "High Life." An underground phenomenon of the literary world, Stokoe's name has become synonymous with some of the most graphic imagery and poetically offensive writing since the French surrealism movement.

"Since I read Cows by Matthew Stokoe, I haven't been able to eat beef because I'm afraid of the semen levels I might be digesting."

by jody r. gross March 24, 2007