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marriage at 25

When you make a bet with lindsey at age 6
by XxxRobbie RottenxxX June 23, 2017
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crack head marriage

When your ex goes from filet mignon to one of the maggots eating a week old happy meal they and then marries the skanky crack whore. Yet, 3 days prior begging you to let him come back and referencing the maggot he just married as a skanky crack whore he only uses for a ride...
I can't believe he had a crack head marriage to that skanky whore!
by Mangodjmango July 2, 2017
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saving dating for marriage

When you're too scared to ever be in a relationship
Hey, I think Amanda might like you. You should ask her out.
Nah, I'm saving dating for marriage.
by SheFuckedABlackGuyAgain December 3, 2020
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saving dating for marriage

When you're too much of a pussy to date someone
Hey, I think Amanda might like you. You should ask her out.
Nah, I'm saving dating for marriage
by SheFuckedABlackGuyAgain December 3, 2020
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Marriage

The union between man, woman, and burger.
"Yo dude I just got learned what marriage means"
"What"
"Union between burger, man and wife"
"True"
by Burger2454 December 14, 2020
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Ilayda and Em marriage

Em and Ilayda should marry?

You’re probably curious why? I’m here to tell you, why! So you’ll probably be impressed by these two cute humans.

First of all, the L in Ilayda stands for Love. The M in Em stands for Me. <- Love Me = Marriage!

Em is a soft and cute human, Ilayda is a smart and honest human. These two are the best combination ever!!! It’s like cheese and salami! Those two fit pretty well together.
They should have married already!!
Isn’t that Em and Ilayda?
Yeah, they’re married.

Ilayda and Em marriage definition
by wemarried10 November 21, 2021
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Mexican marriage

To truly consummate a marriage in Mexico, you must eat your fiancé out at the pool at high noon the day following the marriage proposal.
That dude nailed the Mexican marriage proposal, he at the shit outta that pussy at the pool the next day.
by Big Justin696969 October 4, 2021
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