John Logic™

John Logic™ refers to someone who thinks they are extremely educated and above all else smarter than their peers. They believe this because they will talk circles around their opponents in any debate they are having to the point of exhausting them into giving up. They can always defend their actions by using this strategy.

It's not even worth telling him how bad that trade was, he uses John Logic™.

by coconutwater2018 October 10, 2018

Timanese Logic

Believing that shit is true, even when you know it isn't.

Blub, if you retire at 45, you'll be dead by 65 but if you work until you're 70, you'll live until 90 bud! This is Timanese Logic.

by 1/2 a fuck not given October 25, 2019

Customer Logic

Throwing all reasoning out the window and being the stupidest fucking moron you can humanly be.

It operates under three basic principles:

1. Complete lack of accountability (even actively refusing to take any)
2. Complete lack of empathy (i.e. sociopathic behavior)
3. Unwarranted self importance (i.e. severe narcissism)

Formal logic:
Premise 1: person parks on No Parking area.
Premise 2: person gets a parking ticket.
Conclusion: if you park on No Parkin areas, you get a parking ticket.

Customer logic:
Premise 1: person parks on No Parking area.
Premise 2: person gets a parking ticket.
Conclusion: OMG IT WAS JUST A FUCKING MINUTE I WILL GO TO THE NEAREST STARBUCKS TO DEMAND TO SPEAK TO THEIR MANAGER AND ASK FOR FREE LATTES FOR LIFE BECAUSE THEY SHOULD'VE TOTALLY WARNED ME ABOUT IT AND WILL SUE EVERYONE BECAUSE MY PARKING TICKET IS EVERYBODY ELSE'S FAULT.

by MrDanteSesma December 16, 2019

Georg Logic

When you are just dumb your logic is called Georg Logic

Someone: "There are to many, to many speaking in voice chat of choice!" Twenty minutes later: "It is to quiet in this voice chat!"
Someone else: "boi this Georg Logic!"

by BlackLightDragon August 22, 2020

Cartoon logic

Logic based on fallacies that cannot be backed up by actual evidence. Like building a fire underwater, their logic is flawed and childish

“Hey did you know that I’ve gotten straight A’s throughout high school, so know I’m definitely going to get a scholarship”

Shut up you weirdo book worm. You have cartoon logic. No college wants a nerd who plays no sports.

by spicy mayo August 23, 2020

Jamie logic

A fact or belief that is remodeled into a new reality, to the benefit of the authority that has implemented such decree.

I just bought this apple for one dollar isn’t that great? Yeah it is, so happy you got a great deal!
So would you like to buy an apple? Sure why not!
That’ll be five dollars. Wait what? Why is that if you got it for one and are trying to sell it for five? That’s just Jamie logic, that’ll be five dollars please!

by Patty b February 6, 2021

tumblr logic

The predominate mindset among more vocal Tumblr users, where whoever have the most incensed emotions, or whoever has the most “oppressed” attributes (POC, women, etc.) always win every argument, no matter if they are factually right or not. Virtually every Tumblr community engages in some form on this mindset in some way, with Tumblr users especially enjoying to hate on white, cishet, males no matter what their political state is (see: die cis scum, male tears, etc.) Granted, Tumblr logic does not mean Tumblr users are always wrong, this is just a logical fallacy that is often employed by Tumblr users to argue with people who disagree with them, even when said conversation has nothing to do with race, gender, politics, etc. tl;dr: This is an appeal to emotion, appeal to minority, and victim complex that Tumblr engages in at an alarming amount, and due to this repeated fallacious logic, is what gave Tumblr its infamous reputation of “feelings over facts”.

Example of Tumblr logic:

Logical internet user: I dislike your opinion, so I will give out a bunch of (possibly true, this is the internet after all) facts that refute your argument.

Illogical internet user: I dislike your opinion, so here is 13 reasons why you are a sexist, racist, homophobic, transphobic, Islamophobic, (insert other Tumblr buzzword insults), bigoted scum who’s argument is now completely invalidated due to their alleged bigotry, even if they made actual points.

*The illogical user then gets upvoted for appealing to various minority groups, whereas the logical user gets thrown into oblivion by the seething lynch mob of incensed internet users who want someone to fight against.

by Analyzing shitposts March 10, 2021