you-log

These days more and more people are using their mobile devices to log a wide variety of personal data. There are apps for logging one's daily food intake, apps for logging gym work-outs, apps for logging a baby's development, etc. All these personal logging apps need a name. I propose the word, 'you-log', because you log your own data.

Fabian: I have a bunch of cool apps that help me log everything from my diet, exercise, to how much gas I put in my car.

Beatrice: Fabian, you are a you-loggin' fool!

by Macabut September 7, 2013

Bog a Log

To smoke a big fat joint to get really high. Bogging logs.

Hey Charlie ,do you want to bog a log tonight before the dance.

by Meshhat April 8, 2009

Log Fire

On a night out, you make your ginger friend drink wayyy too much so he/she then passes out. At which point you and your other friends simultaneously plank atop his/her head/pelvis. In any photo taken the friends hair must be in full view. The same situation can be re-created if he passes out by any other means; K.O.'d, heart attack, stroke, instantaneous coma disease, etcetera etcetera

}DUDE! How drunk was conor last night?
Drunk enough to let me Log Fire him

-Hey man do you have any photos from vegas?
Yeah I have a brilliant one of me and the lads making a Log Fire on Carrot Top's bush

by Big Leezo December 6, 2011

fat log

1. A big dump.
2. A big black dick

1. I just let a fat log loose. It's too big to flush down!
2. I want to give that little girl a taste of my fat log.

by Darren Janste January 11, 2009

Log Jam

Sticking two dicks in the ass of a woman.

Stacy is walking a little funny today, she must have got log jammed last night.

by gschme August 5, 2010

Log Cabin

Where you have sex with a girl, and when she falls asleep, call some buddies over to help you shit on all for sides of the bed, so the next morning, she'll be trapped in a "log cabin" and can't get out of the bed.

"Dude! My girl's passed out, come over and help me build a log cabin for her."

Marshall: "The bitch just fell asleep after sex. Tha fuck."
Stuart: "She totally deserves to wake up in a log cabin."

by eaglefire007 July 26, 2011

log splitter

refers to when a man is putting his penis into an anus, usually referring to homosexual sex. The penis is possibly in the anus splitting turds/logs in half as it penetrates. It does not have to be a homosexual act, the man can split the logs of a woman as well.

#1 Have you seen John and Bryan lately?

#2 No, have you?

#1 Yeah, they were holding hands at the park. I never thought they would turn out to be log splitters! Prison can change a man I guess.

by Christobon January 8, 2008