you-log

These days more and more people are using their mobile devices to log a wide variety of personal data. There are apps for logging one's daily food intake, apps for logging gym work-outs, apps for logging a baby's development, etc. All these personal logging apps need a name. I propose the word, 'you-log', because you log your own data.
Fabian: I have a bunch of cool apps that help me log everything from my diet, exercise, to how much gas I put in my car.

Beatrice: Fabian, you are a you-loggin' fool!
by Macabut September 08, 2013
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Bog a Log

To smoke a big fat joint to get really high. Bogging logs.
Hey Charlie ,do you want to bog a log tonight before the dance.
by Meshhat April 08, 2009
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beef log

James: Dude, I got to eat pussy, ya' know?
Andy: No, man, I don't know. Why?
James: Well I'm not exactly carrying a beef log around to impress the ladies.
by Niko Bettoli May 01, 2008
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fat log

1. I just let a fat log loose. It's too big to flush down!
2. I want to give that little girl a taste of my fat log.
by Darren Janste February 04, 2008
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Log Jam

Stacy is walking a little funny today, she must have got log jammed last night.
by gschme August 04, 2010
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Log Cabin

Where you have sex with a girl, and when she falls asleep, call some buddies over to help you shit on all for sides of the bed, so the next morning, she'll be trapped in a "log cabin" and can't get out of the bed.
"Dude! My girl's passed out, come over and help me build a log cabin for her."

Marshall: "The bitch just fell asleep after sex. Tha fuck."
Stuart: "She totally deserves to wake up in a log cabin."
by eaglefire007 July 26, 2011
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log splitter

refers to when a man is putting his penis into an anus, usually referring to homosexual sex. The penis is possibly in the anus splitting turds/logs in half as it penetrates. It does not have to be a homosexual act, the man can split the logs of a woman as well.
#1 Have you seen John and Bryan lately?

#2 No, have you?

#1 Yeah, they were holding hands at the park. I never thought they would turn out to be log splitters! Prison can change a man I guess.
by Christobon December 19, 2007
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