Don't lie to make friends (DLTMF)

Someone who lies in order to make friends.

Arta going on this website and saying that "Usuf" lies to make friends, when really Arta was actually lying that asif lies to make friends....only so that HE could make friends!! ahahaha I would reply:

"Arta, man Don't lie to make friends (DLTMF)"

Don't lie to make friends (DLTMF) by Usuf December 28, 2005

You lie!

Is a valid response to the person who made a statement that is an obvious lie.

Obama: There are also those who claim that our reform efforts would insure illegal immigrants. This too is false - the reforms I'm proposing would not apply to those who are here illegally.

Joe Wilson: You lie!

You lie! by the_mad_rshn September 10, 2009

din lie 

it means exactly what it sounds like. don't lie. this term was created in the early 2000's by two eagle rock high school students.

YODEN: "Hey fred did u know that i curlied last night.?"

FRED: "Oh Din Lie!!"

din lie by 21XL April 14, 2008

Why Lie? 

(must be said with stressed high-pitch voice) said towards a person who repeatedly lies about almost everything, so it makes them a non-credible source.

"I got $100", Why Lie, you dont get paid until friday!

"I used to go out with her last year", WHY LIE? She just transferred here last month.

Why Lie? by @MookX_XNasty, @I_am_just2much March 15, 2011

wet lie 

A bad lie that only works because it is socially awkward or embarrassing. Used to quickly end an interrogation.

Example 1

At college, a guy walks in on his roommate, who was using a computer. The roommate quickly quits off the program.

Guy: What were you just doing?

Roommate: Watching porn.

Guy: Oh *walks away*

Roommate was actually playing World of Warcraft. Porn was a wet lie.

Example 2

Parents hear something aggressive from son's bedroom and go over to check it out. They knock loudly on the door. Son answers, naked and a little sweaty, barely creaking the door open.

Dad: What's going on in there?

Son: Nothing... I was just masturbating...

Mom: Why are you so sweaty?

Son: I was really getting into it

Parents: *walk away*

What really happened was the boy was having sex with some girl. Masturbation was a wet lie

wet lie by JFangsta July 14, 2011

Jussie Lie

1. A lie that doesn't make sense to tell because you mistakenly think it will benefit you in some fashion.

2. This lie could also be one that doesn't make any sense when analyzed.

"MAGA people attacked me because they recognized me from EMPIRE and knew that I'm black, gay man."
Wait, white MAGA supporters watch EMPIRE?

That's a Jussie Lie!

Jussie Lie by Prof. Obvious February 23, 2019

The Beard is a Lie 

Used to show that a supposed method of beard growth is a scam and actually won't help you grow a beard at all. The phrase is parodied off the "the cake is a lie" meme.

Salesman: Excuse me, but I couldn't help notice that pitiful excuse for facial hair that's attached itself to your jaw. Might I interest you in trying some Miracle Beard Grow? It's only $29.99 a jar.

Guy: *rubs face insecurely* Uh...well...

Good Samaritan passing by: The beard is a lie.

Guy: No thanks. *walks away*

The Beard is a Lie by Rodman Edward Serling August 17, 2011