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Baltimore Lobotomy

When you piss into one of someones nostrils, then cork it. Then, cum into the other nostril and cork that as well. Then get one of the thousand of heroin addicts in baltimore, and have uncork both nostrils simultaneously into the addicts mouth, before stealing his wallet and giving him some laced weed.
Me and my homeboy got so drunk last night we did a Baltimore Lobotomy on the crack addict living in my backyard. Sadly he did not survive the weed i gave him.
by Wichita Wanker November 8, 2025
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pre-lobotomy

Typically used when referring to a character in a television show or film who has undergone a noticeable and abrupt change from how they were originally introduced, often without any clear explanation or buildup.
Cat Valentine is such a silly character, I love her.

Yea, but I miss her character in season one, pre-lobotomy.
by Petroleum Jelly1231 November 9, 2025
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Lead Lobotomy

A euphemism for shooting someone in the head, usually after expressing disdain for someone or a group.
If these oxygen thieves truly support this pedophile, then they each deserve a lead lobotomy.
by Baldr57 November 14, 2025
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Craig's Lobotomy List

The place to find employees to staff a front office.
First Patient: Did you ever notice how receptionist's have no personality ...? ...Where do they find such people??

Second Patient: Oh, they get them from Craig's Lobotomy List.
by phiddy February 19, 2010
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Worse than Lobotomy

Hym "Worse than lobotomy, huh? You're a mental health professional and your actively participating in the targeted stalking and harassment of a stranger. I TOLD YOU that YOU are the last person who should be signing off on. You said you could get another license overnight. CAN A LOBOTOMIZED PERSON GET ANOTHER BRAIN!? NO!? Ok. So, no. You are being a bitch because you don't like some things I've said. You don't deserve your success more than everyone else. You were fired. Anything I've done to you is a peripheral byproduct of this thing I'm doing. There is only one thing I care about and it will be remediated."
by Hym Iam August 25, 2023
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2.2 Lobotomy

when you play the recent tab in 2.2, I bet my ass that you'll find at least ONE of these levels, they can either be cancerous or the most beautiful level you'll ever play.
"Hey, what level are you playing?"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP IT'S A 2.2 LOBOTOMY LEVEL, FIRE IN THE HOLE FIRE IN THE HOLE FIRE IN THE HOLE"
by picksaw December 29, 2023
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National Beat Up A Libtard Day

A day celebrated every year on April 6th that involves beating up any libtard the left wing who does not believe in conservative ideologies. This day can be celebrated via: assault with a deadly weapon, assault with a non-deadly weapon, slapping a liberal with a comically large hot dog, wood chipper, and reporting them to immigration authorities.
I caught my son reading his liberal math textbook; I'm going to put him in a wood chipper on National Beat Up a Libtard Day!
by CharlieFriction April 5, 2025
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