Lap 2

When you enter the Pizza Portal hidden somewhere in a Pizza Tower level during Pizza Time.

“GET TO THE DOOR, PIZZAFACE IS GONNA KILL US”

“IS THIS IT?”

“NO JIMMY THAT THE WRONG ON-“

“LAP 2”

“FUUUUU-“

by GummyBoi June 30, 2023

National sit on lap day

On March 2nd you can sit on anybody lap for the day

exp: why you sitting on his or her lap Them: it’s National sit on lap day

by Taskmaker302 March 1, 2022

Lap child

A tot or toddler

My lap child Is starting pre school

by 459395 May 20, 2023

Castro's Lap Dog

When a bastard son with a shitty accent and gay haircut tries to turn a democracy into Communist country whilst hiding behind a pandemic and his door.

Hey look over there, isn't that Trued... Nevermind. That's Castro's Lap Dog.

by Indifferent justice March 21, 2022

what you once thought was out of your reach could fall into your lap because the frequency auditor.

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what you once thought was out of your reach could fall into your lap because the frequency auditor.

by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 7, 2025

pounding out laps

Pounding the pussy hard. Fucking your girls vagina hard until she cums

Bro, I was pounding out laps last night at the club.

by Ppuussssyy eeaatteerr December 4, 2016

Vic-tory lap

When one lady reaches down the front, and another reaches down the back and they join hand at the taint. They hold hands and it's nice ♥️

My girlfriend and I made a Vic-tory lap and now we're kinda gay 🌈

by Ashleezona April 12, 2019