Landon

the term "Landon" refers to a fat fuck who sucks at everything

Landon is such a fucking loser and he should kill himself

by aassddadaadada August 19, 2023

landon

fisher boy, gentleman but cant spell for shit

landon: nark
me: *narc

by 4jah October 19, 2019

Landon Simp

A "Landon Simp" is someone who obsesses and simps for men named Landon Bugg, thinking that he can do no wrong or harm to anyone. These people are usually named "Jay", "Trixxy", or "Cindy"

"Ew, she's seriously mad at that girl for breaking up with him and getting out of a toxic relationship, she must be a Landon Simp."

by ur mad x July 30, 2022

landon latourrete

A dumbass nigga who got busted in the fuckin lip by a dumb blonde with brown hair

My boy out here lookin like a Landon Latourrete

by Yaboi32 February 9, 2017

landon

the new form of the word incel. this does not reference anyone and anybody with the name landon is pure coincidence.

guy: "Haha women aren't funny because women"
other guy: "Don't be such a landon dude"

by Profound.artist October 14, 2019

Landon Youngblood

He is the most famous of the crips, he is such a gangsta that he be wearing other niggas faces.

Landon b. Youngblood a hoyts movie theater (supervisor).

Person 1: “hi Landon Youngblood !”
Landon: “dude wtf your actually demented!”

by Homiemarlon January 9, 2020

Landon K

A dude that streak the bed and kisses dude in hotel room named Porter and Colby

I want to be a landon k

by Landon kisser June 11, 2022