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Lamp

Omg Trisha is such a lamp.”
by Harper Trish July 5, 2022
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lamp

lamp stands for:
Laughing

At
My
Penis/Pussy

lamp could be used to replace lmao or lol
*someone tells a joke
lamp thats so funny!
by Dump Don September 12, 2020
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LAMP

Aka “Look At Me, i’m Perfect!!”
Refers to a person, usually female, who posts every snippet of their life on instagram considered to be enjoyable by most. i.e. aesthetic selfies, daily beach sunset runs, home workouts, food, etc. They take photoshoots seriously and never show sadness or wacky photos which ruin their “perfect” facade.

LAMPs enter every single online giveaway and seize every free trial opportunity just for the photo op.

Not to be confused by influencers who are the same, but worse and more obnoxious
“How does she have the time and money to be on vacation all the time?”
“She doesn’t, she’s a LAMP”

“She’s all I want in a girl, bro”
“Careful with that one, seems like a LAMP”
by Dmplx November 2, 2021
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Lamp Rubber

A slur used to refer to a middle eastern person.
"You did 9/11 you God damned lamp rubber!"
"You made my curry to spicy you Lamp Rubber"
by Ananka Bazaar November 9, 2023
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Trick lamp

When you trick on someone and then shit lights up
When a bitch tries to get your man alone and then shit lights up. Whole ass trick lamp.
by Vergazz March 31, 2024
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Foot fetish lamp prototype 7

When you get your hands on one of these people you have to consider yourself lucky. If you happen to be unfortunate enough to not be wearing socks when you meet them you can expect your toes to be licked clean. According to old legends they once sucked off satan for 1 shilling, two pence and a used condom.
"Woah man that person is crazy, ripping off that person's socks like that"
"Prb a foot fetish lamp prototype 7"
by Anemoneee__ August 4, 2023
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Lamping

The act of being in charge of turning off the light at bed time when in bed with your partner.
"I'm going to sleep now so you're in charge of the lamping"
by Sockofoogles January 19, 2024
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