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Twat knot

A person on the clock, getting paid, but, doing everything in their power to accomplish no work whatsoever, but, thinks they are important.. Knows that no one likes them because of their work ethic..
The twat knot will not be in work the rest of the week, because, he is not blind, but, can hear everyone talking about him..
by Just4fun68 July 24, 2020
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Christmas knot

A Christmas Knot is when two men tie their penises together and ejaculate at the same time on two women while saying “take this you ho ho hoes!!!”
“Hey Onii-chan I want a Christmas Knot!!!!”
by Maxamagican September 9, 2020
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crotch knot

Referring to the male genitalia.
He punched me in my crotch knot.
by gaysensualist October 25, 2012
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Side Knot

When the knot on your shoe is tied to the side because of sitting with your one leg bent onto the other leg in order to tie your shoe, instead of bending over.
-"Man, I was too lazy this morning to bend over and tie my shoe."

-"I can tell, you have a Side Knot."
by jaminjason November 20, 2011
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goiter knot

when two goiters (abscess filled sore) grow together over time and tie into a giant puss filled knot.
That skanky bitch Sally went camping for a month. She got slammed 30 times and didnt wash her clam once ! all of her pubic hairs became ingrown, unleashing a field of goiters. eventually all the goiters grew together and became tangled into a wall of un-combale goiter knots. (soaked in piss)
by met_l_hed September 10, 2011
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Fropel Knot

A Fropel Knot is when two women tie an anal bead with a rope and cover it in piss and shit before inserting it up the ass then yanking it out.
Me and my girl Katie loved doing a Fropel Knot, it was so hot!
by flapkacks November 15, 2023
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Nigger Knots

Dirty unwashed hair, mixed with dirt and dog shit to create what is commonly known as dreadlocks. Can usually be found on dirty, unkempt jigaboos or the occasional pro athlete.
Nice nigger knots Jamal. Where'd you get the dog shit to grow them ?
by hawke4me January 19, 2024
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