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lazer kitten

a mystical beast no ones heard of! it'll eat you soul!
i just saw a lazer kitten in my backyerd!
by JIMMYJONG October 23, 2006
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pickle-kitten

the act of urinating on someones doorstep, then placing a kitten in the puddle of urine. then ringing the doorbell and running away.
(most find this to be the most fun when you run to a hidden place so you can hear the victim screaming in shock at the urine-soaked kitten.
mrs. finklenumger was being a total bitchface, so i pickle-kittened her.
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by butt daddy supreme July 27, 2010
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Kitten Play

A Dom/sub relationship where either the male or female dress and act as a kitten. It has BDSM involved; if one does not have BDSM in the kitten play relationship, it is just cosplay.
Kasey has a new interest in kitten play to bring up to her Dom.
by meowmemaster December 25, 2015
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Kitteringham

Kitteringham is a type of ham that makes a kitter sound when you throw it against a wall. a tradition practised by Californians.
The last name originated from a long line of butchers who specially made "Kittering Hams," thus creating the Kitteringham family.
The nickname "Kitteringham" may also refer to a large bunch of crazy people who are somewhat wanna-be gangsters, but not quite.
Kittering Hams tastes gross, man!

Oh, look, it's a bunch of Kitteringhams. We should totally

avoid them, man!
by Peeko Yin July 14, 2011
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Kittening

The act of kittens, who aren't quite old enough to know better, trashing up an environment when left unsupervised for too long. May also refer to the act of cleaning up after said kittens.
"The kittening that took place while we were gone for the weekend was extreme. We'll be cleaning all week! I can't believe they shredded every spare roll of toilet paper in the pantry. How did they open the door in the first place??"
by Pea Kay August 2, 2012
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Future Kittens

Future Kittens are kittens that haven't been born yet. However, they're still adorable.

They are generaly described as little floating balls of fuzz with ears and whiskers. They float around in the infinite abys of not being born yet until they are ready to be loved.
"Future kittens, future kittens. Haven't been born yet but their still adorable."

"mew mew mew... maaooo"

"Tyler Durden is a future kitten!"
by Stroppy43858345834 June 1, 2009
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mexican kitten

when one sticks thier tounge in anothers butt hole and repeatedly rolls it
Dood, i gave cynthia a mexican kitten last night and she loved it...but my tounge tastes like poop
by boob da qooq January 26, 2010
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