Kethan

He is God of Bisexuality. He is the best hoe out there...He thinks he has a big pp but deep down he's a pussy.

Hey look! It's Kethan out there in the Bushes making *oooh aaah oooh aaah* sounds with a Uncle !!

by chanleeip October 10, 2022

Shaq-Keith

known cohort of Big Poppa Pump, able to lift heavy weight without benefit of normal brain activity. Prone to roid-rage, and exageratted posing. Tendency to rip rims off childrens hoops, and collect in his yard. Member of the 225 Pound club, down with the ladies...

Damn, Shaq-Keith can lift almost as much as Macktastic Shizzle!

by Big Poppa Pump (Macktastic Shizzle) April 13, 2004

keithbuckley

A swell gent who attended cardinal newman school for gays. Currently enjoys jerking off to dudes in soap operas, reading the wall street journal, and licking anus. His sister is hot. He is not. Spends most of his free time seducing vulnerable chaps such as rolandpitcairn and kurtpappy. Can usually be found felching, munting, or giving an occasional glass-bottom boat.

"have you heard about John and how he took it up the ass by that huge black dude?"
"Oh yeah man, he pulled a total keithbuckley

by Marklar Marklar March 21, 2008

Keith Stalker Time

The act of awkwardly walking in a tip-toeing manner towards or behind A Keith. You must record you observations with either a high tech speddy taking camera or a video camera(found at Walmart). But be careful a Keith might spot you and attack. Keith's have a very sharp sense of smell(if you have any drugs on you, your screw) he will jack yo shit and will kick you in the VAGINA if you accidently are spotted. DONT let them spot you, or you wont be able to post your findings on youtube or Tosh.0.

Jacdk: ITS KEITH STALKER TIME!!!!
Sidney: I am on the Path of the 77 year old keith in its natural habbitat....
Jack: Oh shiiitttttt did you stash the pot at your house?!
Sidney: No, i put it in your back pocket
Jack: FUUUU-
2 days later...
Sidney: Im sorry mister and misses Holly.... Jack was burtaly kicked in the VAGINA and he died.
Luckly i saved the weed.

by bananas_in yo mouth77 November 15, 2010

Keith Power

1. A homosexual vagina
2. A pussy
3. Skinny Bitch
4. hairy... yeah thats it
5. Skyler Boy toy

Wow what a Keith Power...

by LoganLindy October 23, 2011

the spicy keychain

The act of shitting on ones keys after eating Mexican food

Hey John, you seem my keys? "Ya man, Marcus gave you the spicy keychain."

by Jack the shitter December 15, 2013

keython

Keython is a wonderful person. He loves himself and he is also very good looking. He understands responsibility and yet he is slightly selfish. But overall, he is a loving person.

Keython is loving and caring person

by Z_lit May 18, 2018