Fortnite Junkie

A Fortnite Junkie is someone who plays Fortnite literally for cosmetic purposes only. They get $20 and instantly thinks of Fortnite. When around friends they dont talk about wins but instead skins. They are not even good at the game all they do is complete challenges for skins and v-bucks and other cosmetics, they play 50v50 all day and most of the time dont even win that. The worst scenerio of a Fortnite Junkie is when they have a job, because every check they get literally goes to Fortnite skins and they dont have to worry about bills because they are little kids. One more thing they have over 1,000 games played but a k/d of under .50 in all categories and under 5 wins in all categories, and also they have all these skins which in game makes them look better when you come across them, but trust me their less of a player than you and they think they can build but really can't. But the true meaning behind this is that they are spending so muvh money on a game that they are not good at.

Aww man look at that Fortnite Junkie...he has over 30 bought skins but no wins.

by Fortnite Exposer October 22, 2018

spec junkie

Any person overly concerend with the specifications of a product, to the point of being anal-retentive. They are a salesperson's worst nightmare. Often observed asking the same questions multiple times over, because they believe the salesperson is lying to them. And therefore is trying to catch them doing so. Occasonally, them become so engrossed in the specifics of a product, they lose sight of the most essential information.

"This helmet, has a dual-internal venting system...its made of a high density, polycarbonate...designed to take impacts of up to 200km/h...has a up-to-date Snell rating...has a fully removable lining, designed to wisk away moisture...it's".

"And guess what? You DUMB-ASS, SPEC JUNKIE! It doesn't fit your head properly!"

by D. Gould July 9, 2006

Reality-Junkie

A Reality-Junkie is an individual that is introduced to a fringe or conspiratorial concept of the world as we know it today, and then becomes consumed by or rather obsessed with seeking hidden truths in-between the grandiose lies past down from those with the power, to those without the power.

"Damn my guy, I thought flat earthers were retarded and now I can see how the degradation of a society makes the people more easily controlled. You know, kinda like how you're a slave to your passions and if you let your passions consume you, you'll do anything to get that fix. Oh well. Guess I'll just keep on researching this depressing shit and never turn off my computer to go better myself physically, mentally, emotionally or spiritually. "

- Reality-Junkie

by MustacheBear December 31, 2020

imperial junkie

a highly over priced japanese denim producer

nice imperial junkie jeans how much did they cost?

imperial junkie is a rip off you dumb ass why did you purchase them?

by erectionrection August 1, 2008

Junkie Monkey

Junkie Monkey is a term used for fat, ugly rock-stars who are addicted to crack. And also man crack.

Casey Chaos from Amen is a f*ing Junkie Monkey..

by PsychoMamma April 21, 2004

information junkie

a person who spreads alot of info, which can sometimes be usefull or just totally random.

åsmund is an information junkie

by DDHxyz April 12, 2014

Church Junkie

Someone who is obsessed with the #1 selling fantasy book(the bible). Comes to your door wasting paper with their dumb pamphlets about events that didn't even happen. Gose to church every day. And will not leave your religion alone, they have to criticize it and dis on it.

Guy 1. I'm sick of all these stupid Church Junkie ruining around with their pamphlets that everybody just throws away/

Guy 2. Totally.

by rockinyamahadrums February 22, 2009