Jordan

A skinny but hot girl who is somewhat prude. this girl tends to be friends with a cow. this cow tends to follow laxbros with flow. she is a spoiled girl whos dad is very funny.

Your friend is such a Jordan!!

by jimmyshimmylimmy34989 December 26, 2010

Jordan

A MASSIVE amount of hair on the face, unbelieveable!

Did you just see how much Jordan that guy had on his face!

by El123 October 22, 2008

Jordan

Gay, A loser, Commonly refers to Hollys as Horny.
and has an microscopic penis.

Far man, hes a Jordan!
What a Jordan!

by Holly.T.C January 5, 2011

Jordan

A giant twat bag, the one no-one wants to be mates with as they smell like dog shit, look like something a baby just puked, and dresses like a five year old. Tends to stay in a lot playing video games.

Had sex with one girl and turned her lesbian.

Person 1: That person is such a Jordan.
Person 2: AHHH MY EYESSSSSS

Jordan: Hey
Someone else: *holds breath and backs away*

by ILikeCatsAlot December 29, 2010

Jordan

The biggest slut working at popeyes that will fuck anything with a dick. She doesnt care if they have a girlfriend and shes normally a super bitch. watch out for tramps like these.

Hey, who's that Sucking Julia's boyfriend's dick?

... Oh wait, thats probably Jordan.

by boats_and_hoez22 October 5, 2011

Jordan

An extremely annoying, angry and obsessive person. Hates to be told he’s wrong and thinks the world is against him. Has a huge nose and often likes fake black music (e.g childish gamdini). Usually has one comeback, that being shit up and gets upset about almost everything. Often falls in love with a girl and then becomes obsessed. Don’t break a Jordan’s heart, you’ll never hear the end of it...

Oh no... Jordan’s coming...

by Mow-Lester October 31, 2019

Jordan

Its a country in the middle east next to izreal Palestine,iraq,saudi arabia, syria, and its home to one of the world's 7 wonder, Petra.

I took a vacation to visit petra thats in Jordan

by Shark007 June 27, 2018