Jordan

A MASSIVE amount of hair on the face, unbelieveable!

Did you just see how much Jordan that guy had on his face!

by El123 October 22, 2008

Jordan

A giant twat bag, the one no-one wants to be mates with as they smell like dog shit, look like something a baby just puked, and dresses like a five year old. Tends to stay in a lot playing video games.

Had sex with one girl and turned her lesbian.

Person 1: That person is such a Jordan.
Person 2: AHHH MY EYESSSSSS

Jordan: Hey
Someone else: *holds breath and backs away*

by ILikeCatsAlot December 29, 2010

Jordan

Gay, A loser, Commonly refers to Hollys as Horny.
and has an microscopic penis.

Far man, hes a Jordan!
What a Jordan!

by Holly.T.C January 5, 2011

Jordan

The biggest slut working at popeyes that will fuck anything with a dick. She doesnt care if they have a girlfriend and shes normally a super bitch. watch out for tramps like these.

Hey, who's that Sucking Julia's boyfriend's dick?

... Oh wait, thats probably Jordan.

by boats_and_hoez22 October 5, 2011

Jordans

A n*gga's Favorite shoes.

"Bitch! Don't step on my Jordans!"

by john00 January 30, 2015

Jordan

She is the greatest sister you could ever ask for she always trust you and your glad everyday you have a jordan

Man" Jordan Is so trustworthy"
Girl" Duh that's because she is Jordan"

by Jacksonfav April 3, 2015

Jordan

A worm dick a writhing little slimy retch that lives in a dark dank fucking meme-less hole that people occasionally like to step on.

Wow that guy is such a Jordan.

by He Cheated!!! November 14, 2016